Video of Brianna Kielar's dissection of Cruz' trip. One of her best and funniest ever...

[George II]

FINALLY, the standalone video is available, hysterical, well worth the watch:

[Cha]

1. KR.. TY

[cp]

2. Very well done! Hilarious!

Thank you.

[oswaldactedalone]

3. So good

That’s a must watch!!

[SergeStorms]

4. What a worm.

So he flew to Mexico, probably took a shower to wash his greasy, filthy carcass off, then flew back to Texas to limit the damage to his "presidential" aspirations. Hey Ted, you have as much a chance of being president as I do. Ain't 'gonna happen, pendejo.

[George II]

5. He's the thing squirming at the bottom of a bottle of Mezcal....

[SergeStorms]

6. But I would never dream...

of eating Ted Cruz. I've eaten more than a few worms in bottles of Mezcal before though.

[TheBlackAdder]

7. God, he's a scruffy and greasy mofo. And by greasy, not just oily slick, but wash your fucking hair!

[smirkymonkey]

8. She is just brilliant!

Well done, Brianna!