She seems nice:

[tblue37]

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Florida woman arrested after FBI agents call asking about her visit to D.C. during the Capitol insurrection and she posts video on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok threatening to kill them while drinking Jack Daniel's Tennessee Fire #BecauseFlorida: https://miaminewtimes.com/news/florida-woman-suzanne-kaye-arrested-for-threatening-fbi-on-tiktok-11873968

[FreepFryer]

1. Salt of the earth (Nt)

[tblue37]

2. She sure is being salty!

[Celerity]

5. lolol

[FreepFryer]

7. Little known fact - posting to social media about violence while drinking...

...is sometimes evidence of a less than healthy mind.

Prolly nothin

[alwaysinasnit]

10. I couldn't help it. As soon as I saw "Salt of the earth," this scene from Blazing Saddles came

to mind.

[FreepFryer]

15. LOLOLOLOL! Thank you

[alwaysinasnit]

16. You're welcome!

[Blue_true]

36. Good choice. nt

[paleotn]

28. mmhmm. I can think of another word that starts with S.

[StClone]

3. Aw the bravado that must be Jack talking.

[Celerity]

4. big talk, no action, QMAGAt!

what a fucking POS

[pwb]

6. Drunks and dropouts, the puke base.

In plain site now for us all to see.

[bigendian]

8. "Every Breath You Take"

I’ll be watching you. Welcome to the Age of the Internet.

[rsdsharp]

9. I guess they did know where she was.

On the bright side, she gets a court appointed attorney, now.

[onethatcares]

48. but

that damn gubmint she's hating would have to provide one.........she got rights.........ya know?

[Siwsan]

11. She needs to work on her lighting

[brewens]

19. She needs at least one more bare bulb. :) n/t

[Shermann]

12. Jack Daniels Tennessee Fire has a startling kick and really burns

Not nearly as much as flash-bang grenades and tear gas though. Hopefully we'll get that video too.

[Maraya1969]

17. She seemed to take a pretty big gulp of that stuff. I jumped thinking about the burn.

[theneworiginal]

51. It's OK. They don't serve that in Federal Prison.

Don't have to worry about the heartburn.

[yellowdogintexas]

24. is it similar to Fireball? nt

[ProfessorGAC]

50. Yep!

Might even be hotter!
I was at a jam night years back when this first came out.
The distributor hired a couple of young women to walk around offering tasting thimbles of the stuff. (Less than a half ounce)
She seemed distressed when I said no thanks, so when she came back to double check, I said ok. (I don't drink much, whiskey isn't my thing, and shots aren't either.)
I sipped about a quarter of it. Yikes! Unnecessarily hot! Could barely taste the whiskey.
I wouldn't drink that stuff without a gun to my head.

[live love laugh]

13. Why does she "need a drink" aka liquid courage. Seems awfully brave to me.

[Wellstone ruled]

14. Yupper,another one of them Very Fine People.

[gratuitous]

18. I don't see a wedding ring

She might be on the market, guys! Ooh la la!

[vercetti2021]

22. I think

Most guys would rather stick their penis in a mousetrap lol

[Cirque du So-What]

30. Is there a third option?

[vercetti2021]

32. Cut it off all together

I guess lol

[Blue_true]

41. Nahh, the knife might be too dull.

Take advantage of her second amendment fantasies, take a gun and blow it off in her presence. She gets her orgasm and you won’t have to touch her.

[vercetti2021]

45. Omg

That mental picture

[Marie Marie]

38. ...

[Bluethroughu]

20. No different than most of the trumpers in my area.

Arrest her and charge her with Sedition.

[vercetti2021]

21. Lmao

What a dumbass

[MerryBlooms]

23. Detox and prison seems to be the future for most trump traitors.

[riversedge]

49. IF any ARE real alcoholics, I hope they get mental health care

[iluvtennis]

25. A real beautiful (...sarcasm...) personality there. Lock. Her. Stupid. Ass. Up. Now. nt

[James48]

26. OMG!

I think I recognize her!

Ha!!

[onecaliberal]

27. They are constitutionally incapable of grasping facts or learning from mistakes.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

29. That will play really well in court on the big screen and stereo speakers....

so the judge can hear every threat, nuance and snort......

Those are not smart things to be saying on social media to the guys you know are coming to lock you up. Strange things can happen to smart-asses in the paddy wagon on the way to jail.

KY

[aeromanKC]

31. Hope she doesn't mind drinking toilet hooch for the next 20 years

[thenelm1]

33. Back in the day I used to really like Jack every once in a while, but...

it didn't like me so much.

So you go girl - have another on me!!

(And making any vid with a bottle of Jack as your sidekick - LOL!! Comic gold.)

[Maru Kitteh]

34. Might as well have one last black-out drunk before your

free room and board begins.


MURICA!

[JHB]

35. No sense of drama and action

It cuts off right at the part where a no-knock raid is called for.

[marble falls]

37. A gun hippie, eh?

[Renew Deal]

40. No money for lawyers, but plenty of money for guns.

[marble falls]

42. And some stash.

[Renew Deal]

39. That's a good way to get a swat team to show up.

[Mountain Mule]

43. She's gulping poison

while waiting for her opponent to fall over dead. Typical.

[nightwing1240]

44. Now that is a special kind of STUPID!

Lock HER up

[flying_wahini]

46. Throwing down the bullshit flag on this bitch.

She talks a good line but arrest her when she’s hungover (any morning before 11am) and she
Will crumple like a paper cup.
DT’s gonna be a bitch in jail, too.
All hat, no Cattle.

[Hstch05]

47. She must be one of those

good people on both sides we've heard so much about since C'ville.