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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe ADA demands a special construction bill for the gravesites of Limbaugh and Trump
To avoid even the appearance of discrimination against persons in protected classes, the graves of Rush Limbaugh and Donald Trump must be equipped with a building of at least 80 square feet, with proper lighting, devices that neutralize foul aromas, climate control and ventilation, that is equipped with two ADA-compliant toilets, one ADA-compliant sink, grab bars and stall doors. The discharge piping of these toilets should be directed onto the ground somewhere between 12 and 18 inches from the base of the decedent's headstone.
Not providing such a structure opens state and federal governments to expensive, unwinnable class action lawsuits by women and disabled persons who would like to piss on Rush and Trump's graves, but due to physical challenges or lack of penises will not be able to.
MyOwnPeace
(16,917 posts)will agree to waivers for the EPA and ADA requirements - but just this one time.
WarGamer
(12,326 posts)jmowreader
(50,528 posts)CRK7376
(2,198 posts)that absolutely mad my day!
rickford66
(5,521 posts)RainCaster
(10,822 posts)And drink lots of coffee along the way.