Let's be honest. Would you really want Ted Cruz around in the middle of a crisis?

[Xipe Totec]

Shouldn't we give him credit for getting the fuck out of the way?

[Turbineguy]

1. It would be a bit

like being in Vietnam in the late '60's with Donald J Trump as your platoon commander.

Until he was fragged anyway.

[Orrex]

2. If the crisis were a vast swarm of Wicker Man-style bees, then absolutely

[hamsterjill]

3. I don't want him around - EVER!

That said, he’s (unfortunately) my Senator and the asshole can sit his pretty butt down here and freeze and thirst like the rest of us. It’s his fucking job.

[Hugin]

8. At the very least...

or he could roll up his sleeves and pitch in like a human being.

[RockRaven]

4. Crisis, no crisis, my answer would be the same...

So would, I suspect, most of the people's who have ever had the misfortune to meet him.

[Doreen]

5. He is a crises.

[Delarage]

6. He could at least toss paper towels at people

There's a lot of flooding caused by broken pipes. I'm sure his constituents would appreciate a roll or two of paper towels...

[Hugin]

7. I wouldn't trust Raphel in the same room with my pet rock...

while I stepped into the next for a second.

He'd lose, break, steal, or abandon it.

[Dagstead Bumwood]

9. Just like his children, no, I don't want Ted Cruz around.