Inside Ted Cruz's $2.1M Houston house

[dalton99a]

(Realtor.com)

[world wide wally]

1. No wonder they had to get away to someplace nice

[MissB]

2. Does not strike me as particularly spacious or luxurious for the $.

I’m sure location has a lot to do with the cost of his house. But I’d get a lot bigger rooms and better details for that much $.

[world wide wally]

8. Probably paying for the all white neighborhood too

I know i could do better for $2M

[Blue_true]

16. I actually like the wooden floors and small, intimate rooms and other spaces.

The kitchen is smallish, but the rest, to me is nice.

[MissB]

22. Oh it's quite nice!!

But if I’m gonna shell out that kind of money (and who am I kidding - I’m not), I do expect much more room and luxury for that much.

I think it’s a perfectly fine home from the inside.

[TheBlackAdder]

28. The floors are probably the best part. Too much antique white. They devalued neighbor's homes $500K.

[Blue_true]

43. Yes, there were too many white walls and also doors that appeared to have no

real function. But other than that, nice home.

[moonscape]

33. Relative. Since I live in

the SF Bay Area, looks like a bargain for the pricce.

[Bonn1997]

40. Classic, closed floor plan

We don’t really have any idea how big the house is. I love the classic look. (I’m obviously not endorsing Cruz!)

[live love laugh]

20. Meh 😏

[Enterstageleft]

3. Pathetic...Not one gold toilet.

Slacker, how do you ever think you can stand up to "He who shall not be named?"

[spooky3]

4. Paid for primarily by his wife's high salary and bonuses, I'm sure. nt

[madaboutharry]

5. These photos look like the house was staged before going on the market.

There is no sign people actually live there, not even a coffee maker in the kitchen. These look like real estate photos, not what it looks like now.

That said, it is a lovely house. Too bad it is soiled by the presence of its smarmy owner.

[Blue_true]

17. It is a nice house. The kitchen is smallish, but the rest is nice, to me. nt

[Ilsa]

19. Yep. Chairs pushed against windows or walls,

Nothing personal out to view; bland, smaller furniture to make rooms look bigger, no color.

[demtenjeep]

46. I like the library area

that would be way cool

[TexasTowelie]

6. Dull earth tones throughout the interior of the home.

I can understand having the main rooms in neutral colors, but I would hope that at least the girls' bedrooms would have some color.

[albacore]

7. BUT..... is it winterized??? nt

[roamer65]

9. We should buy a next door house for Rand Paul's neighbor.

[walkingman]

15. If I was his neighbor I would spray him and his wife with a water hose. The stink must be awful.

[malaise]

35. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

That neighbor messed up

[roamer65]

42. ...

[Nevilledog]

10. I hope Snowflake took a dump in every room.

[dhol82]

12. .....

[roamer65]

14. ...and took multiple leaks on their bed.

Being Smarmy Cruz’s pet would piss me off too.

[Dream Girl]

24. Lol

[dhol82]

11. Is it up for sale???

[greenjar_01]

13. Doesn't look that nice for 2 million

But useful for the next time he utters the word "elites"

[OAITW r.2.0]

18. Sucks when it's freezing.

[TexasBushwhacker]

38. But it has lots of "natural light"

I bet it sucks up the electricity during Houston summers.

[Cha]

21. Yuck.. I can't get past

it's Cancuncruz' house.

[msfiddlestix]

23. Looks like a home that is staged for an Open House sale.

It doesn't look like anyone actually lives there.

[Marie Marie]

25. Couldn't get past that Zebra skin rug.

Don't know if it is real or fake but if it is real, not cool!

[JudyM]

32. It has the tail...

Grotesque statement, IMO.

[Billytee]

26. Is that a fake or real zebra skin rug? Class-less.

[travelingwithhendoe]

27. Bland A/F.

[Xolodno]

29. The zebra rug quickly caught my eye....

....if real, he's more of a sicko than I thought.

Next, 2.1 Million? If I won the lotto for an insane amount of money, my home would be nice, elegant, small, purposeful and nowhere near that cost.

[gldstwmn]

30. No pool?

I'm sorry but for $2 million I must have a pool.

[Raine]

31. Zebra rug is DISGUSTING! 🤢 🤮 nt

[Dagstead Bumwood]

34. As a self-professed Zillow addict

I see nothing special about this pile of bricks. And the price doesn't even include the fee for exorcising the Cruz out of the house.

[NurseJackie]

36. Cold. Impersonal. Generic. Hotel-like or AirBNB-like. (And that ZEBRA skin rug... TACKY!!!!!)

[North Shore Chicago]

37. The master bed(room)

probably has little experience with static cling.

[MineralMan]

39. Oddly, it doesn't look like anyone actually lives there.

Sterile and empty.

[Autumn]

41. You would think they would have better area rugs, the office is as empty as their brains and the

zebra hide is so out of place. Trash with no class.

[pfitz59]

44. I like it

too bad its wasted on Ted

[mcar]

45. There is nothing comfortable about this place

I feel for the children. And dog.