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ItsjustMe

(11,971 posts) Sat Feb 20, 2021, 01:24 AM Feb 2021

And This Is Ted Cruz

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And This Is Ted Cruz (Original Post) ItsjustMe Feb 2021 OP

On top of every else, Cruz is a slob. madaboutharry Feb 2021 #1

He looks like an evil Pillsbury Dough Boy. BigmanPigman Feb 2021 #2

He's smuggling one of those sea turtles out it looks like. n/t brewens Feb 2021 #8

It does. BigmanPigman Feb 2021 #10

I don't know why Cruz was freezing at home. TexasTowelie Feb 2021 #3

Looks like to many hits on the ol' dollar menu! Billytee Feb 2021 #4

He's got that sunken hole area around his belly button generally seen at redneck tractor pulls. TheBlackAdder Feb 2021 #5

Wow.. good analogy. for doing Cha Feb 2021 #6

He must be on the Trump diet. nt live love laugh Feb 2021 #7

I have put on some weight since the pandemic murielm99 Feb 2021 #9

Favorite Cruz joke I heard lately, moonscape Feb 2021 #11

madaboutharry

(42,036 posts)

1. On top of every else, Cruz is a slob.

Reply to ItsjustMe (Original post)

Sat Feb 20, 2021, 01:27 AM

Feb 2021

He is a United States Senator, he should at least make an effort.

BigmanPigman

(55,524 posts)

2. He looks like an evil Pillsbury Dough Boy.

Reply to madaboutharry (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 20, 2021, 01:30 AM

Feb 2021

brewens

(15,359 posts)

8. He's smuggling one of those sea turtles out it looks like. n/t

Reply to BigmanPigman (Reply #2)

Sat Feb 20, 2021, 02:43 AM

Feb 2021

BigmanPigman

(55,524 posts)

10. It does.

Reply to brewens (Reply #8)

Sat Feb 20, 2021, 04:42 AM

Feb 2021

TexasTowelie

(128,150 posts)

3. I don't know why Cruz was freezing at home.

Reply to ItsjustMe (Original post)

Sat Feb 20, 2021, 01:32 AM

Feb 2021

It looks like he is carrying enough insulation that he could starve a few days and still be comfortable.

Billytee

(106 posts)

4. Looks like to many hits on the ol' dollar menu!

Reply to ItsjustMe (Original post)

Sat Feb 20, 2021, 01:40 AM

Feb 2021

TheBlackAdder

(29,981 posts)

5. He's got that sunken hole area around his belly button generally seen at redneck tractor pulls.

Reply to ItsjustMe (Original post)

Sat Feb 20, 2021, 01:52 AM

Feb 2021

Cha

(320,554 posts)

6. Wow.. good analogy. for doing

Reply to ItsjustMe (Original post)

Sat Feb 20, 2021, 01:59 AM

Feb 2021

the opposite of what is brave and the courageous thing to do.

live love laugh

(16,480 posts)

7. He must be on the Trump diet. nt

Reply to ItsjustMe (Original post)

Sat Feb 20, 2021, 02:01 AM

Feb 2021

murielm99

(33,083 posts)

9. I have put on some weight since the pandemic

Reply to ItsjustMe (Original post)

Sat Feb 20, 2021, 02:56 AM

Feb 2021

and my decision to stay at home, even after the order was lifted.

I cook, eat and drink too much. This will end.

I can't be a hypocrite about my lazy behavior. But I would never go out in public looking like THAT!

moonscape

(5,796 posts)

11. Favorite Cruz joke I heard lately,

Reply to ItsjustMe (Original post)

Sat Feb 20, 2021, 04:49 AM

Feb 2021

posted it yesterday at the end of a thread but good enough to repeat

Q: why do people always take an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?
A: It saves time

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