I told my wife we should take a cruise leave the kids at home.

[TEB]

It was a long night at work 15:00 to 03:00

Teb - talking to my wife around 9 pm we should take a cruise to someplace warm. Leave the kids at home we have never been on a cruise.

My dear wife - what are you talking about going on a cruise. We’re in a pandemic and we’re not leaving the boys. And those ships are floating Petri dishes.

Teb - It’s called a Ted Cruze dear.

A friend at work told me this joke.

[elleng]

1. ;)

[sarge43]

2. As long as we're punning, "A Dead Cruze"? n/t

[TEB]

3. Absolutely a Dead Cruze

To bad we’re not neighbors I’d invite you over the dogs and I are watching the good the bad and the ugly.

[sarge43]

4. I wish we were. Love to meet you all. n/t

[underpants]

5. But...but...the dogs

Link to tweet

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[North Shore Chicago]

7. LMAO!

When I first saw the pooch at the front door, I thought of "Precious."

[marble falls]

6. You mean you're Teb Cruze?

[TEB]

8. ?

Hope all is well in Texas with cold and weather friend

[marble falls]

9. Its not good but getting better. We feel extremely fortunte and are very surprised at ...

... the privileged attitudes some have regarding their personal comfort at a time people are dying of cold. In some way I wonder if the almighty put this on us to get the covid deniers to stay home for a week plus. I know better, but I'm trying to put a positive spin on all this and find the blessing.

I've been able to do some limited help missions, shovel walks - but I feel I'm still missing the boat.

Let me try the smart ass crack again: Teb Cruise? Teb Cruise to the Bahamas?

Shack wacky is not a pretty sight.

[TEB]

10. Be safe friend

[roamer65]

11. Make sure you leave the dog as well.

Fuck Ted Cruz.

[TEB]

12. That's plan

Will leave all three dogs with the kids