Florida Woman Charged for Threatening to Shoot FBI Agents Investigating Her for Possible Capitol Rio

[RandySF]

Man...I really thought we were done with this Capitol riot shit.

I mean, I understand that the FBI is still investigating and rounding up possible participants in the Jan. 6, whiney wypipo war on non-Republican votes, but I didn’t think I would still be reporting on crazy Caucasians who insist on outing themselves on social media as domestic terrorists well over a month later.

Anyway, the latest contestant on The Price of Your Stupidity is Right is a woman from Boca Raton, Fla., who was recently arrested over videos she posted to social media threatening to shoot FBI agents who contacted her about her “visit to D.C.” and possible participation in the riot.

The Daily Beast reports that 58-year-old Suzanne Kaye posted the first video, captioned, “Fuck the FBI,” to Facebook on Jan 31. The video doesn’t appear to be available on her page currently, but the fine folks at South Florida Sun-Sentinel took the liberty of publishing it.

She also repeated everything she said in the video in a second video posted to TikTok. For some reason, the TikTok video had a cover version of The Police’s “Every Breath You Take” playing in the background. (Yes, I know that joke pretty much writes itself.)




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[NJCher]

1. I've been reading a lot about these

Capitol rioters lately and have come to the conclusion that a certain percentage of them are contrarians. She might e one.

[RockRaven]

2. Talk about "play stupid games, win stupid prizes..."

Even if you think federal agents/the FBI are the scum of the earth, it takes a special kind of stupid to poke them on purpose like that. They will fuck you up. Because they can, and also because you deserve it.

[lpbk2713]

3. Yeah, that's always a good idea.

No Mensa meetings in her future.

[Hekate]

4. Did she finish the bottle of rotgut she was chug-a-lugging in her FB vid?

Violent, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, lady.

[c-rational]

5. +1

[gratuitous]

6. I would say . . .

It only looks like the wheels of justice are grinding slowly. There is a plethora of evidence to sift through. Yeah, we'd like all the miscreants arrested and charged yesterday. But let's proceed deliberately and methodically. Make sure there are no cases of mistaken identity. File charges that can be established and proved beyond a reasonable doubt. And then prosecute to the full extent of the law. It's not the instant gratification we crave and are accustomed to, but let's prosecute the right people for the right crimes.

[NBachers]

7. So, what was the song that was playing on her first video?

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Edited - Oh, I got it- it's Every Breath You Take, but it's by some country singer.

"I'll be watchin' you"

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

9. "Threatening to shoot"

yet another example of how Guns Make Us Safer.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

10. All participants in the Jan 6 INSURRECTION should be rounded up.

Riots are spontaneous mayhem that erupts from an angry mob. This was a planned gathering with planned forceful entry to the Capitol, with the plan to force invalidation of an election. That's insurrection.

[tanyev]

11. There goes her misdemeanor plea.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

12. HA!!!

Her mouth wrote a check that she couldn't cover when the FBI arrested her.