Cruz needs a "Snowflake Speech"

[El Supremo]

But he isn't nearly capable of it.

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[OAITW r.2.0]

1. What is it with Republicans and dogs?

They don't seem to trust them.

[Clash City Rocker]

4. Dogs are excellent judges of character

I suspect that has something to do with it.

[Stargleamer]

2. I once had a much older friend who had heard Nixon's Checkers speech

when it came out and said that it made any sensible person sick to their stomach

[Walleye]

3. Good one!🐩