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What if Trump's tax returns reveal NOTHING? What if he was completely HONEST... (Original Post) NurseJackie Feb 2021 OP
And monkeys are gonna fly out of my butt! Ocelot II Feb 2021 #1
AS IF!!! (nt) Hugh_Lebowski Feb 2021 #3
It might happen ornotna Feb 2021 #5
this one just screams for Judy Tenuta GopherGal Feb 2021 #14
lol jcgoldie Feb 2021 #2
Hahahahaha! polmaven Feb 2021 #4
That would confirm my fear Midnightwalk Feb 2021 #6
Then they would have been released years ago Yonnie3 Feb 2021 #7
The words "Trump" and "Honest" must NEVER be used in the same sentence. nt Binkie The Clown Feb 2021 #8
Extra credit for the Phyllis Diller gif FakeNoose Feb 2021 #9
I can hear that laugh in my mind. Arkansas Granny Feb 2021 #13
I know! Same here! NurseJackie Feb 2021 #19
About the same chance he's not responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans. sop Feb 2021 #10
made me click....... fantase56 Feb 2021 #11
I think its far more likely that there will be criminal activity discovered... TheRealNorth Feb 2021 #12
... marble falls Feb 2021 #15
I will know that I am dead Bettie Feb 2021 #16
ummmhmmm sheshe2 Feb 2021 #17
Anyone from Cleveland? Auggie Feb 2021 #18
Good one! berni_mccoy Feb 2021 #20
First, Eyeball_Kid Feb 2021 #21
I always love your Phyllis Diller one! Baked Potato Feb 2021 #22
Are pigs on the wing? central scrutinizer Feb 2021 #23
hahahahahahaha jrthin Feb 2021 #24
In such a proposed hypothetical, I will personally apologize ... sanatanadharma Feb 2021 #25
I knew I'd open this and find some classic NJ gifs mcar Feb 2021 #26
Not likely he's been completely honest, but that doesn't mean there is something in the returns that Hoyt Feb 2021 #27
... it will be interesting to compare his tax records and his loan applications. NurseJackie Feb 2021 #36
If I wake up to that reality tomorrow I'll know I'm in a Twilight Zone episode NotASurfer Feb 2021 #28
Bwah! Blue Owl Feb 2021 #29
Bc people don't hide innocence. They hide their guilt. FlyingPiggy Feb 2021 #30
My all-time favorite movie laugh. brewens Feb 2021 #31
You.Are.A Card.NJ Me. Feb 2021 #32
. Takket Feb 2021 #33
You tell me. Lasher Feb 2021 #34
Mary Trump wrote about it in her book. The manipulation of property values -- increased for loans iluvtennis Feb 2021 #35
What if children actually thrive in cages? What if dying of COVID-19 improves struggle4progress Feb 2021 #37
I worry about that too... NurseJackie Feb 2021 #38
I would likely lose a great deal of weight FBaggins Feb 2021 #39
This message was self-deleted by its author ahoysrcsm Feb 2021 #40
That one says a LOT, doesn't it? NurseJackie Feb 2021 #41
This message was self-deleted by its author ahoysrcsm Feb 2021 #42
You know me well! NurseJackie Feb 2021 #43
What if all 500 of those LLC's are for legitimate business purposes... ? kentuck Feb 2021 #44
They certainly would, Ollie. NurseJackie Feb 2021 #45

jcgoldie

(11,631 posts)
2. lol
Mon Feb 22, 2021, 06:57 PM
Feb 2021


Prosecutors already know whats in the tax returns. They don't petition the court to present evidence to the grand jury if they aren't confident there is a crime.

Midnightwalk

(3,131 posts)
6. That would confirm my fear
Mon Feb 22, 2021, 07:01 PM
Feb 2021

I’ve been in hell for a few years, but they haven’t told me yet. Trump actually being found honest would confirm it.

Yonnie3

(17,432 posts)
7. Then they would have been released years ago
Mon Feb 22, 2021, 07:01 PM
Feb 2021

OH, WAIT
...
perhaps they would show that he's not worth billions.

In my estimate of his character and in the absence of criminal issues, that would be a reason for him to hide them.

TheRealNorth

(9,478 posts)
12. I think its far more likely that there will be criminal activity discovered...
Mon Feb 22, 2021, 07:12 PM
Feb 2021

...but they won't be able to tie it to him (at least without some people flipping).

Eyeball_Kid

(7,430 posts)
21. First,
Mon Feb 22, 2021, 07:30 PM
Feb 2021

Phyliss Diller was a great comedian and entertainer.

And second, if Trump is completely honest about anything, then the Sun revolves around the Earth.

sanatanadharma

(3,700 posts)
25. In such a proposed hypothetical, I will personally apologize ...
Mon Feb 22, 2021, 07:44 PM
Feb 2021

In such a proposed hypothetical, I will personally apologize and promise not to piss on his grave.
A second time!

 

Hoyt

(54,770 posts)
27. Not likely he's been completely honest, but that doesn't mean there is something in the returns that
Mon Feb 22, 2021, 08:26 PM
Feb 2021

indicates fraud and criminal prosecution for trump vs. having to pay additional taxes.

NotASurfer

(2,149 posts)
28. If I wake up to that reality tomorrow I'll know I'm in a Twilight Zone episode
Mon Feb 22, 2021, 08:31 PM
Feb 2021

But by the end of the episode it will turn out to be a nightmare of conformity and I'll be one of the mutant freaks possessed of an intangible "conscience" that doctors treat with lobotomy. Publicly broadcast on Wednesday nights, all networks, happy family programming...while a completely honest alternate universe Trump watches approvingly

iluvtennis

(19,850 posts)
35. Mary Trump wrote about it in her book. The manipulation of property values -- increased for loans
Mon Feb 22, 2021, 09:58 PM
Feb 2021

and decreased for taxes -- was something that started with Fred Trump's daddy, then Fred Trump did it, followed by Don the Con.

trumpty dumpty is a thief who has stolen from the taxpayers.

struggle4progress

(118,280 posts)
37. What if children actually thrive in cages? What if dying of COVID-19 improves
Tue Feb 23, 2021, 07:43 AM
Feb 2021

your health? What if review of November 2020 returns really shows Trump was elected King of Canada, Mexico, the USA, and Scotland? What if the Mars rovers were a private project of Trump Airlines to build a secret Space Force base to combat the Jewish Space Laser conspiracy?

Response to NurseJackie (Original post)

Response to NurseJackie (Reply #41)

kentuck

(111,079 posts)
44. What if all 500 of those LLC's are for legitimate business purposes... ?
Tue Feb 23, 2021, 09:00 AM
Feb 2021

Then those "fake media" will have egg on their faces!

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