What if Trump's tax returns reveal NOTHING? What if he was completely HONEST...

[NurseJackie]

What if Trump's tax returns reveal NOTHING? What if he was completely HONEST, and that he did nothing wrong?

[Ocelot II]

1. And monkeys are gonna fly out of my butt!

[Hugh_Lebowski]

3. AS IF!!! (nt)

[ornotna]

5. It might happen

[GopherGal]

14. this one just screams for Judy Tenuta

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[jcgoldie]

2. lol

Prosecutors already know whats in the tax returns. They don't petition the court to present evidence to the grand jury if they aren't confident there is a crime.

[polmaven]

4. Hahahahaha!

[Midnightwalk]

6. That would confirm my fear

I’ve been in hell for a few years, but they haven’t told me yet. Trump actually being found honest would confirm it.

[Yonnie3]

7. Then they would have been released years ago

OH, WAIT
...
perhaps they would show that he's not worth billions.

In my estimate of his character and in the absence of criminal issues, that would be a reason for him to hide them.

[Binkie The Clown]

8. The words "Trump" and "Honest" must NEVER be used in the same sentence. nt

[FakeNoose]

9. Extra credit for the Phyllis Diller gif

(the second one)

[Arkansas Granny]

13. I can hear that laugh in my mind.

[NurseJackie]

19. I know! Same here!

[sop]

10. About the same chance he's not responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans.

[fantase56]

11. made me click.......

[TheRealNorth]

12. I think its far more likely that there will be criminal activity discovered...

...but they won't be able to tie it to him (at least without some people flipping).

[marble falls]

15. ...

[Bettie]

16. I will know that I am dead

and that hell is real.

[sheshe2]

17. ummmhmmm

[Auggie]

18. Anyone from Cleveland?

[berni_mccoy]

20. Good one!

[Eyeball_Kid]

21. First,

Phyliss Diller was a great comedian and entertainer.

And second, if Trump is completely honest about anything, then the Sun revolves around the Earth.

[Baked Potato]

22. I always love your Phyllis Diller one!

[central scrutinizer]

23. Are pigs on the wing?

[jrthin]

24. hahahahahahaha

[sanatanadharma]

25. In such a proposed hypothetical, I will personally apologize ...

In such a proposed hypothetical, I will personally apologize and promise not to piss on his grave.
A second time!

[mcar]

26. I knew I'd open this and find some classic NJ gifs

[Hoyt]

27. Not likely he's been completely honest, but that doesn't mean there is something in the returns that

indicates fraud and criminal prosecution for trump vs. having to pay additional taxes.

[NurseJackie]

36. ... it will be interesting to compare his tax records and his loan applications.

[NotASurfer]

28. If I wake up to that reality tomorrow I'll know I'm in a Twilight Zone episode

But by the end of the episode it will turn out to be a nightmare of conformity and I'll be one of the mutant freaks possessed of an intangible "conscience" that doctors treat with lobotomy. Publicly broadcast on Wednesday nights, all networks, happy family programming...while a completely honest alternate universe Trump watches approvingly

[Blue Owl]

29. Bwah!

[FlyingPiggy]

30. Bc people don't hide innocence. They hide their guilt.

[brewens]

31. My all-time favorite movie laugh.

[Me.]

32. You.Are.A Card.NJ

Phyllis D. must be happy she has passed betond or you'd have given her a run.

[Takket]

33. .

[Lasher]

34. You tell me.

[iluvtennis]

35. Mary Trump wrote about it in her book. The manipulation of property values -- increased for loans

and decreased for taxes -- was something that started with Fred Trump's daddy, then Fred Trump did it, followed by Don the Con.

trumpty dumpty is a thief who has stolen from the taxpayers.

[struggle4progress]

37. What if children actually thrive in cages? What if dying of COVID-19 improves

your health? What if review of November 2020 returns really shows Trump was elected King of Canada, Mexico, the USA, and Scotland? What if the Mars rovers were a private project of Trump Airlines to build a secret Space Force base to combat the Jewish Space Laser conspiracy?

[NurseJackie]

38. I worry about that too...

[FBaggins]

39. I would likely lose a great deal of weight

I don’t like crow or hat

[NurseJackie]

41. That one says a LOT, doesn't it?

[NurseJackie]

43. You know me well!

[kentuck]

44. What if all 500 of those LLC's are for legitimate business purposes... ?

Then those "fake media" will have egg on their faces!

[NurseJackie]

45. They certainly would, Ollie.