This just HAS to be the tweet of the day! "Ted Cruz continues to be a trailblazer as he becomes....

[George II]

....the first Hispanic person to flee FROM Texas TO Mexico because of ICE"

Link to tweet

[Leghorn21]

1. This is the greatest tweet I have ever seen.

PERIOD.

[demtenjeep]

2. hahaha

I actually laughed out loud

[thx64536]

3. Me

Too!

[moose65]

4. OMFG

That is hilarious!! 😆

[Ziggysmom]

5. Sounds like shit George Carlin would have said!

I miss him! 😢

[BobTheSubgenius]

6. It does sound like Carlin! Good call!!!

That was a damned funny line.

[Blue Owl]

7. The Slime Trailblazer

[Joinfortmill]

8. ROFL

[keithbvadu2]

9. Latino immigrant

[Quemado]

10. I fled from Texas to New Mexico,

but it wasn’t because of ICE.

[Larissa]

11. The real party was at Ted's house all along

The least we could do for Ted after he heaved miniature water bottles all weekend.

[crickets]

12. Hilarious. I love it!

Combined with the tweet: *chef's kiss*

[UTUSN]

13. Nah, the *minutes* he spent with Cancun service workers is more than with Hispanic constituents.

[left-of-center2012]

14. Okay ...

Usually I do not like posts that say tweet of the day tweet of the moment tweet of the week ...

But this tweet is freaking hilarious.

[George II]

15. I know what you mean, that's why I try to put as much of the substance in the subject line....

It bugs me to see things like "Read this!", or ""LOL", or whatever. It isn't difficult to give a bit of the content, although I know I do it sometimes, too.

[left-of-center2012]

16. I really hate ...

"Rachel Now Hurry" posts

[erronis]

18. Fortunately we don't have posts that say: Trump Tweeted Today.

[PJMcK]

17. Tweet Of The Day!!!

With all due respect to RandySF.

[Paladin]

19. Get that mariachi band in front of Ted's house to PLAY that for him.

Something that clever and spot-on should be put to music.

[trof]

20. This wins the internet for the year.

Or something.
KnR

[IcyPeas]

21. This is profoundly perfect poetry