Party store unveils pinata depicting Cruz on trip to Cancun

[DonViejo]

BY CELINE CASTRONUOVO - 02/24/21 09:56 AM EST

A Dallas-area party store has joined the commentary on Texas Sen. Ted Cruz’s (R) controversial trip to Mexico last week through a new item for sale: The GOP senator as a piñata, carrying his passport and suitcase on his way back from Cancun.

The Dallas Morning News reported that ABC Party has added the piñata to its latest collection, showing Cruz with his Texas flag face mask and wearing a gray shirt and jeans, an outfit that resembles what he was wearing when he landed back in Houston last week.

The senator faced outrage from both constituents and fellow lawmakers for leaving Texas as his home state was battered by a severe winter storm.

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The Texas party store first unveiled the Cruz piñata Monday around noon, and by 5 p.m. that day, already had five or six orders, store owner Carlos De La Fuente told the Morning News.

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https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/540255-party-store-unveils-pinata-depicting-cruz-on-trip-to-cancun

[captain queeg]

1. Needs a large protruding belly

[MurrayDelph]

5. With a

"below the equator" belt common with fat guys in denial.

[tanyev]

2. La CoupQaracha!

[marmar]

3. Too svelte

[CurtEastPoint]

4. Knowing him, if you break it open it's full of shit.