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David Zephyr

(22,785 posts)
Thu Oct 11, 2012, 05:28 PM Oct 2012

Joe Biden Will Rip Paul Ryan's Head Off & Shit Down His Windpipe Tonight.

This is not even going to be a close debate. Joe Biden will wipe the floor with Congressman Ryan tonight. So much so that Ryan will lose his own Congressional seat.

Show time.

Joe Biden Will Rip Paul Ryan's Head Off & Shit Down His Windpipe Tonight. (Original Post) David Zephyr Oct 2012 OP
Don't tease me like that... n/t a geek named Bob Oct 2012 #1
Seriously. Right down his lying windpipe. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #5
in that case... a geek named Bob Oct 2012 #8
Yo! David Zephyr Oct 2012 #13
I certainly hope so. SharonAnn Oct 2012 #2
Political decapitation. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #7
well, shoot, I'll tune in to see that! renate Oct 2012 #3
Awesome, renate. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #10
Yes! Lucy Goosey Oct 2012 #4
And it will be done with Biden's amazing smile. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #11
I love it when you talk like that CatWoman Oct 2012 #6
I think you'll like this photo, too. OXOX David Zephyr Oct 2012 #12
... CatWoman Oct 2012 #16
Joe's a great guy Aerows Oct 2012 #18
I'd pay to see that. DavidDvorkin Oct 2012 #9
You won't have to pay for it. It's going to be fantastic. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #15
True. I'll be watching. DavidDvorkin Oct 2012 #21
Ryan will think it was literally. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #24
Hey, I didn't think about this Cha Oct 2012 #14
Cha! Cha! David Zephyr Oct 2012 #20
I hope so Aerows Oct 2012 #17
Know so. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #22
I hope that you are CORRECT!!! nt DearHeart Oct 2012 #19
Take heart, DearHeart! David Zephyr Oct 2012 #23
You made a good rhyme there! That movie is one of my favorites...as you can tell. DearHeart Oct 2012 #59
You're raising expectations. Qutzupalotl Oct 2012 #25
Ha! David Zephyr Oct 2012 #27
We will witness something tonight akin to Bentsen vs Quayle... Cooley Hurd Oct 2012 #26
Cooley! David Zephyr Oct 2012 #33
I'm expecting something like that. Should be a great mismatch! immoderate Oct 2012 #28
Thanks for the video. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #35
It popped into my head. Gets me psyched! immoderate Oct 2012 #42
This is our VP Joe alright siligut Oct 2012 #50
Fingers crossed you're right. n/t Laffy Kat Oct 2012 #29
Welcome to the DU, Laffy Kat. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #39
Yes! hrmjustin Oct 2012 #30
This thread is for confident Democrats! David Zephyr Oct 2012 #44
I absolutely expect the opposite...Paul Ryan will CINCH this thing, and if he doesn't LaydeeBug Oct 2012 #31
Your confidence will be on steroids tomorrow, LaydeeBug. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #40
Somebody has their game face on lol (nt) Shankapotomus Oct 2012 #32
Oh my goodness. That is war paint on my face. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #41
I suspect that Ryan will lay the groundwork tonight for attacks over the Libya incident Blaukraut Oct 2012 #34
I suspect Biden will tear him to shreds on foreign policy and Ryan will regret mentioning morningfog Oct 2012 #36
Yep. Fox and the Issa "Hearings" setting the stage for a full week. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #45
He damn well better!! n/t oswaldactedalone Oct 2012 #37
He will. It's in his DNA. David Zephyr Oct 2012 #47
I certainly hope so. He should be able to just by taking Ryan at his words Douglas Carpenter Oct 2012 #38
Wonder if Joe will go "marathon" on Ryan? David Zephyr Oct 2012 #48
Best OP Headline this month! WinkyDink Oct 2012 #43
Go Joe!!!! David Zephyr Oct 2012 #49
LOVE THIS!! CoffeeCat Oct 2012 #46
CoffeeCat! David Zephyr Oct 2012 #51
And here we go!!! CoffeeCat Oct 2012 #56
From your keyboard to God's Inbox. :) n/t Beartracks Oct 2012 #52
He'd friggin' BETTER! BlueDemKev Oct 2012 #53
O'lord I'm both excited and nervous Loudestlib Oct 2012 #54
Release the Biden!!! Drab Oct 2012 #55
Agree. joshcryer Oct 2012 #57
Kick. joshcryer Oct 2012 #58
Your prediction was correct. DavidDvorkin Oct 2012 #60
lol...awesome call. Aoxous Oct 2012 #61

Lucy Goosey

(2,940 posts)
4. Yes!
Thu Oct 11, 2012, 05:33 PM
Oct 2012

Even better, Biden will do all of that while still managing to come across as the nicest, most affable politician ever. Little Paul won't know what's happening until it's way too late. I can't wait!

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
18. Joe's a great guy
Thu Oct 11, 2012, 05:55 PM
Oct 2012

and his wife is both lovely and intelligent. I hope he kicks the ever living shit out of Paul Ryan.

We are counting on Joe!!

DavidDvorkin

(19,182 posts)
21. True. I'll be watching.
Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:00 PM
Oct 2012

I'll be satisfied if Biden does it figuratively, although I'd be delighted if he did it literally.

Cha

(291,499 posts)
14. Hey, I didn't think about this
Thu Oct 11, 2012, 05:49 PM
Oct 2012

being a chance to get minimittLies outta our Congress, too!

Best of Luck to VP Biden and the Ripping!

David Zephyr

(22,785 posts)
22. Know so.
Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:01 PM
Oct 2012

The one thing I am certain of about Joe Biden is that he doesn't lose debates.

Paul Ryan is a scared little rich boy tonight.

Qutzupalotl

(13,907 posts)
25. You're raising expectations.
Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:07 PM
Oct 2012

Now if Biden merely rips Paul Ryan's ear off and shits on his shoulder, that will be seen as a loss.

 

Cooley Hurd

(26,877 posts)
26. We will witness something tonight akin to Bentsen vs Quayle...
Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:07 PM
Oct 2012

Ryan will serve it (his coconut) up, and Biden will SMASH it out of the stadium. And then, triumphantly, will take his biggest poop and shove it down his trachea. Of course, Ryan will choke it up and spit it out, only to have Biden grab it in mid-lob, and promptly cram it back down his lie-pipe.

Okay Cooley... don't hit "Post My Reply!"

Aw shit... too late.

 

immoderate

(20,885 posts)
42. It popped into my head. Gets me psyched!
Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:47 PM
Oct 2012

I went over to YouTube and played several versions of this. Quincy Jones did it with a big band and some vocals.

Inspiring.

Y' welcome!

--imm

siligut

(12,272 posts)
50. This is our VP Joe alright
Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:29 PM
Oct 2012

Intelligent, experienced, talented, cool and clever. And Ryan is a lollipop. This will be good.

 

LaydeeBug

(10,291 posts)
31. I absolutely expect the opposite...Paul Ryan will CINCH this thing, and if he doesn't
Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:18 PM
Oct 2012

it shows that mitt Romney's camp is in complete disarray.

Utter. disarray.

Blaukraut

(5,662 posts)
34. I suspect that Ryan will lay the groundwork tonight for attacks over the Libya incident
Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:19 PM
Oct 2012

Not a coincidence that Stephanie Cutter has been playing defense on that today.

 

morningfog

(18,115 posts)
36. I suspect Biden will tear him to shreds on foreign policy and Ryan will regret mentioning
Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:21 PM
Oct 2012

anything outside of fantasy budgets.

David Zephyr

(22,785 posts)
45. Yep. Fox and the Issa "Hearings" setting the stage for a full week.
Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:25 PM
Oct 2012

And Ryan will be on his steroids on this one note. Biden will be ready for it. But you are right, Blaukraut. 100%

David Zephyr

(22,785 posts)
48. Wonder if Joe will go "marathon" on Ryan?
Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:28 PM
Oct 2012

Yes, he can use Ryan's words against Romney and the other way around, too.

CoffeeCat

(24,411 posts)
46. LOVE THIS!!
Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:27 PM
Oct 2012

And I love your enthusiasm!

I wrote an OP with the same sentiment, but it was very long-winded.

You did a much better job, with your very pithy, concise and inspiring post.

I agree about Biden. I think he's incredibly talented, with such a vast knowledge of foreign policy, economics, geo-political issues and social policy. Biden also has sharp communications skills and an ability to connect with voters. He's popular with blue-collar voters and with Democrats and Independents.

Paul Ryan is a chump with bad ideas. He's so outmatched in this debate, I actually feel sorry for him.

I say--bring it!!

And thanks for bringing your no-nonsense enthusiasm!

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