For those insurrectionists wondering what it looks like when the FBI eventually comes to arrest you,

[soothsayer]

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For those insurrectionists wondering what it looks like when the FBI eventually comes to arrest you, this is what you can look forward to. #SeditionHasConsequences #SeditionTrack

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. Glad to see this.

I suppose there are different interactions at the moment of arrests, given the variety of arrestors and arrestees. Were there other criminal charges that made him more of a threat?

Regardless, this is how I view the Act of Insurrection.

[knightmaar]

19. Yeah, he had a shit tonne of weapons

He apparently went to D.C. with a "small arsenal" and they found similarly large cache in his apartment after they arrested him.

That's why they waited until he came out.

[OAITW r.2.0]

23. A real, radicalized, militant terrorist.

The threat to this country is inside, not outside.

[GeoWilliam750]

60. "As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."

Some guy in Illinois a long time ago.

"Shall we expect some transatlantic military giant to step the ocean and crush us at a blow? Never! All the armies of Europe, Asia, and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest, with a Bonaparte for a commander, could not by force take a drink from the Ohio or make a track on the Blue Ridge in a trial of a thousand years. At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer. If it ever reach us it must spring up amongst us; it cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide."

[marmar]

2. On the ground, asshole. Literally in this case.

[COL Mustard]

24. In The Muck

Nice.

[BeyondGeography]

3. Sorry dude

Trump likes insurrectionists who don’t get caught.

[Ferrets are Cool]

4. Down on the ground...

and cover up that damn ass crack. Good to see them treated like criminals.

[FakeNoose]

20. ...

A oldie but goodie.

[OAITW r.2.0]

25. Is that Ackroyd?

Man, I loved SNL in the 70's......

[FakeNoose]

29. It might be Jim Carey

If not, it's probably Dan Aykroyd.

[sueh]

31. Its Dan Akyroyd.

[OAITW r.2.0]

33. Nope, Ackroyd.....Bill M and Gilda date this to vintage 77, long before Carey showed up.

[yonder]

32. "Man, I loved SNL in the 70's......" Me too.

I can't tell if those old shows really were better, or if the new shows aren't generally as good because I'm older and more cynical.

That's gotta be Danny Boy.

[OAITW r.2.0]

41. What was different was they shocked the American Consciousness.

We lived to watch SNL and we talked about it the entire next week.

Personal Note: I watched the entire cast of SNL rehearse their show in NYC at the New Palladium in June, 1975. National Lampoon Radio show production, but the whole crew was there.....

[AdamGG]

44. The original cast was better, but the cast when Al Franken was head writer were good too

The late 80's early 90's cast with Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Jon Lovitz, Kevin Nealon, Chris Farley was pretty great too. Al Franken was the show's head writer then. He did a hilarious Paul Tsongas impression during the '92 election.

[Jimbo S]

56. Agreed.

[OAITW r.2.0]

50. The old shows broke convention all of the time.

They changed TV with SNL. Then we got Don Kirshner's Rock Hour.....

[calimary]

40. Yes. Definitely Aykroyd.

Sheesh - I remember that bit!

SNL hasn't been the same since the Not Ready for Prime Time Players graduated to bigger and better things. At least for me, anyway. The Bill Murray/Eddie Murphy/Mike Myers era was pretty good, but it was downhill from there.

[OAITW r.2.0]

43. In 75, I bought Jim and Dan a beer at the bar on the way out of the New Palladium Show

I told them, enjoy, you are Norm Killers. They laughed and said thanks.

[caraher]

49. Aykroyd

He shows up around 3:20

[OAITW r.2.0]

52. Yep, the golden age of SNL....

[magicarpet]

5. Dude looks like he has no undies on,... golly he has a bad case of plumbers,...

... cheeks and crack going on.

If all fairness,.... he could have one of thems low cut skinny sized "G" strings on.

Oh I know,... I know,... he is a white supremacist militia sort,... and today he decided to go commando.

(Did he shit himself ?)

[Captain Zero]

11. He's COMMANDO PLUMBER !

nt

[Chainfire]

16. Giving a plumber a bum rap huh? (I hate puns)

I will remember that when your house is flooding. I will have you all know, I wore undies and a belt, every day. I made ladies pay extra to see my crack. So there.

[calimary]

21. "...a bum rap"!!!!!

LOVE it!!!

[soldierant]

12. No one over the age of 3

looks good with plumbers' butt.

[LakeArenal]

6. "Hands behind your back"

To cover up that butt crack.

[Aviation Pro]

7. Looks like the TPP practiced when taking down al Qaeda and the Taliban

I expect to see a Belgian Malinois on one of these one day.

[OAITW r.2.0]

27. You'd never see an ME Al Qaeda terrorist showing his butt crack.

Pretty sure the Koran forbids this. Nothing in the Bible, though....

[Lucky Luciano]

8. Solitary confinement for you!! Permanently.

[LymphocyteLover]

9. hee hee-- would love to see video of them being cuffed though

[dem4decades]

10. Maybe they weren't kind putting him in the back of the car?

You know banging his head on the car the way Trump likes it.

[Larissa]

18. I wouldn't want to touch anyone

. . . that likes to freestyle taking number two dumps and smearing it around Silly Putty style.

[LymphocyteLover]

38. Haha! -- we can only hope

[soothsayer]

36. You can see it here for this guy! Sort of

https://nypost.com/2021/01/20/fbi-agents-swarm-heavily-armed-nyc-man-from-capitol-riot/

[LymphocyteLover]

39. Thanks!

[Pepsidog]

13. Love it!!

[sarge43]

14. How delightful.

[somaticexperiencing]

15. They weren't really handcuffing him, they just said, "Dude, can you at least cover your buttcrack?"

[Larissa]

17. I don't know why these dead brains

. . . didn't just turn themselves in to the authorities beforehand. A good number of them willfully posed for the candid cameras at the Capitol the day of the insurrection. (Not unless they were busy in the Capitol restrooms defecating on the floor and smearing it everywhere.) That was because they really expected to get away with it. 'cause Trump kinda sorta said so, right? These agents are armed to the gills. The ante was upped with these domestic "militias" (terrorists) marching all over the streets of America with assault rifles; showing up at state houses with such weaponry because they don't want to wear face masks and despise bar/restaurant Covid curfews. Well if that doesn't make men out of them, then I don't know what does.

[Progressive Jones]

42. These people are mentally deranged. They believe they are "patriots", and they

believe they were doing the right thing.

I hope this round-up of insurrection roaches puts some fear into others.

I still stand by my position that everyone who entered the Capitol bldg. as part
of the attack deserves death, Unfortunately, this won't come to pass.
Not from the Feds, anyway.

[Rustyeye77]

22. Does anyone know this guys name?

And where this arrest occurred ?

[soothsayer]

37. Samuel Fisher

https://nypost.com/2021/01/20/fbi-agents-swarm-heavily-armed-nyc-man-from-capitol-riot/

Upper East Side of nyc

[travelingwithhendoe]

26. Crack Kills

[DinahMoeHum]

58. +1000s

[TrollBuster9090]

28. Given the reputation of the New York FBI office, I'm surprised somebody didn't tip him off

...tip him off that they were coming. (Maybe leak it to Giuliani, first.) I'm guessing that the FBI 'Terrorist Task Force' (written on the back of their coats) is independent of the New York office.

[Escurumbele]

30. They are not worried, trump is going to pay their legal bills

They factored this into the endeavor when they decided to take on the Capitol hoping to hang Mike Pence and maybe kill a few politicians, they knew that trump was not only going to march with them but that he was going to take care of all their legal bills.

Just send the legal bills to trump at Mar-A-Lago.

[orangecrush]

46. Don't forget funeral expenses

Sooner or later, I fully expect one of them to get stupid.

[Evolve Dammit]

34. LOCK HIM UP!!!

[BobTheSubgenius]

35. Looks like Queen.

Death On Two Legs.

[orangecrush]

45. DAMN THAT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

Thank you!!!

[George II]

47. As Joe Kenda says on his ID show, "I WILL find you!"

[BobTheSubgenius]

55. My wife loves that show.

He is so deadpan and full of bitter humour. She likes all 'true life' detective stories, but that one is high on the list.

I also got her started on the scripted British detective shows.

[JDC]

48. He's a plumber I assume

[Martin68]

51. Delusion meets Reality. It's not a pretty sight.

[Blue Owl]

53. Takedown!

[TFRD]

54. Butt Crack

Looks like to me he was just trying to cover up his butt crack...

Sorry, I couldn't let that one go. 😋

[malthaussen]

57. Frankly, the "insurrectionists" are not the ones I'd most like to see face-down in the mud. n/t

[Cha]

59. Excellent tweet.. Rt TY!