How long before CPAC is just them touching the Golden Idol of Trump and chanting his name for hours?

[ck4829]

And selling "relics" like Trump stationery and pieces of the "TRUE cross they impeached Trump on"?

I'm calling 2024.

[lisa58]

1. That would be easier to watch

[tanyev]

2. Like this?

[Hugin]

3. What time is it?

11:30 ET?

I give it until noon.

[Thekaspervote]

4. A fitting tribute

[Ocelot II]

5. 2024? How about tomorrow?

All the fake gold will rub off pretty fast, though.

[Hotler]

6. They need a sacrifice to make it all biblical. Who will step forward and offer themselves?

Prove your loyalty MTG.

[Hugin]

8. Virgins are scarce in GrOPper circles.

But, I bet there's an Incel there who fits the bill.

[Duncanpup]

7. I can't wait until Liz Cheney

Pulls a charley Heston from the movie and throw the constitution on it like Moses did with the commandments and it burns.

[Warren_Pointe]

9. "You talk about your troll doll"