What happens at CPAC stays at CPAC!

[Initech]

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[crickets]

1. "So many metaphors, so little time." 😄

[SunSeeker]

2. LOL

[C_U_L8R]

3. Trumpunity. Sounds like a nasty STD.

Do suffer from the shame of Trumpunity? Outcast by friends and family? Can't control your pee any longer? Well, Donny Diapers are for you. Call now, operators are standing by to take your credit card number.

[captain queeg]

4. So the guy pulling the trump trailer needs a tow?

Or maybe he was blocking traffic. I’ll bet trumps neighbors love having a constant stream of hill billies driving around town.

[Ford_Prefect]

5. I like to think they are towing away because it's not macho enough for their message of dominance.

[BobTheSubgenius]

7. He probably owes money to whoever just absconded with it.

They might get $50 for it if the tires are good.

[Blue Owl]

6. Is MTG sleeping around with random CPAC guys?

[Turbineguy]

8. Sad really.

The US won WWI and WWII.

At one time we could do that.

[mn9driver]

9. Apparently the guy who was towing the trailer around didn't have valid license plates.

He was warned by the police and they impounded it the next day when he showed up again.

Probably a sovereign citizen

[FelineOverlord]

10. What happens at CPAC stays at CPAC!

It’s symbolism

Link to tweet

[Rural_Progressive]

11. Now that's entertainment!!

[Larissa]

12. How did the police keep a straight face?

The hand-crafted "Trump" lettering; drop the "T" and it's still a rump. Apparently, they hadn't been updated on the status of The Wall.