You're lucky that Moses isn't here. . . . Please come CAPTION Trump's CPAC worshiper!!!

[skip fox]

Trump's CPAC worshiper is saying: "Dear Mr. President, I bought your stakes, I went to your university, I sent tens of thousands to build the wall, and now I only have one request: With your magic wand, please, turn me into a frog so my creditors can't find me."

[NameAlreadyTaken]

1. I get on my knees for Trump

[RKP5637]

2. "I am so lost, do you want a BJ?" n/t

[brewens]

4. "Hey! These shorts don't come off!" n/t

[RKP5637]

12. ...

[PoliticAverse]

3. Those people might want to read the part of the bible with the story about the golden calf...

cause that didn't end well.

[NameAlreadyTaken]

5. "Thou Shalt Not Worship False Idols"

[JackSabbath]

6. We'll know God is real if...

CPAC attendees end up wandering around the Mojave desert for 40 years!

[Beastly Boy]

7. "It DOES look like a mushroom!"

[Midnight Writer]

8. Worshipping is not what comes to mind when I view this picture.

[rickyhall]

9. I expect lightning & stuff.

[riversedge]

10. Trumpsters Bowing to False Trump Idol

[yellowcanine]

11. Someone is in need of a good smiting.

Where is Pat Robertson's GAWD when you need her?

[skip fox]

13. Trump's faithful worshiper continues:

"The Bible didn't say a word about worshiping true idols!"