A typical line of questioning by Sen. Grassley: "Is it true, Director Wray, that snow sometimes

[Atticus]

blankets one area while totally missing another area mere miles away?"

WRAY: "Yes, that's true."

GRASSLEY: "And, by means of snow shovels, plows and even dump trucks, snow that falls in one place is often moved to another place. Isn't that correct?"

W: "Certainly, Senator". ( baffled look on face )

G: "Did you actually WATCH it snow here in Washington, D. C. last night?"

W: "Well, no, but----"

G: ( interrupting ) "SO, Director, your prior testimony in which you were led to say---UNDER OATH!---that it snowed HERE last night, you were SPECULATING, weren't you,sir?"

W. "Well, Senator, I can't see how----"

G: "WE see, Director! WE see! Nothing further of this---"witness".

[Haggard Celine]

1. Grassley needs to suckle on one of those prize sows back in Iowa.

[SergeStorms]

2. Who can argue with logic like that?