Let's treat Texas Governor Abbott to a free parachute jump!

[Towlie]

And let's assure him that once the parachute has slowed him to a safe rate of descent, it'll be okay to cut it loose.

[FoxNewsSucks]

1. Sounds good to me.

He can take the rest of the republicon Q scum with him.

[magicarpet]

2. Yes cut the chute loose,... then sky dive for a granite quarry.

[DBoon]

3. set fire to his house

when the fire department does its work and the fire is reduced to glowing embers, assure him it is OK to pour gasoline on it

[roamer65]

4. We could just send him on a trip to the Sun.

Tell him it’s ok, because it’s at night.



He will buy it.

[jmowreader]

5. No, that shit's expensive

I'd much rather give the jerk a backhoe and tell him to build a potter's field for his victims who can't afford a proper burial.

[Rhiannon12866]

6. This cartoon:

Steve Sack FTW
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215182991