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lame54

(35,282 posts) Thu Mar 4, 2021, 05:19 PM Mar 2021

Gilbert Gottfried

Should read The American Rescue Plan on the Senate floor

Or maybe Orly Taitz

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Gilbert Gottfried (Original Post) lame54 Mar 2021 OP

They should get the guy who reads the potential side effects in the drug ads. Klaralven Mar 2021 #1

The guy who reads car lease terms. Done in 15 minutes. lagomorph777 Mar 2021 #3

MLS info/disclaimer at the end of radio commercials underpants Mar 2021 #6

I'd vote for Gilbert Gottfried. MontanaMama Mar 2021 #2

Fran Drescher lagomorph777 Mar 2021 #4

they need to get a speed talker eShirl Mar 2021 #5

Is it required that the Senators sit through the reading? chriscan64 Mar 2021 #7

Before he got started, he could tell the Aristocrats joke. Haggard Celine Mar 2021 #8

Barney Frank bottomofthehill Mar 2021 #9

Brooke Burns, Game show host and she can speed read. patricia92243 Mar 2021 #10

Get some crackhead on steroids. (NT) The Wizard Mar 2021 #11

Have three or four clerks read different sections at the same time. Sneederbunk Mar 2021 #12

I'm rooting for Stormy Daniels. But Gilbert would be good. Or Emo Phillips. Midnight Writer Mar 2021 #13

This message was self-deleted by its author ExTex Mar 2021 #14

Klaralven

(7,510 posts)

1. They should get the guy who reads the potential side effects in the drug ads.

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Thu Mar 4, 2021, 05:21 PM

Mar 2021

Done in a half hour.

lagomorph777

(30,613 posts)

3. The guy who reads car lease terms. Done in 15 minutes.

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Thu Mar 4, 2021, 05:24 PM

Mar 2021

underpants

(182,739 posts)

6. MLS info/disclaimer at the end of radio commercials

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Thu Mar 4, 2021, 05:30 PM

Mar 2021

Spliced together I know.

MontanaMama

(23,302 posts)

2. I'd vote for Gilbert Gottfried.

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Thu Mar 4, 2021, 05:23 PM

Mar 2021

Not Orly Taitz!!! Good gawd keep her away from our Capitol.

I was thinking Elmer Fudd would do a nice job....

ETA: or Lewis Black???

lagomorph777

(30,613 posts)

4. Fran Drescher

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Thu Mar 4, 2021, 05:24 PM

Mar 2021

eShirl

(18,490 posts)

5. they need to get a speed talker

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Thu Mar 4, 2021, 05:26 PM

Mar 2021

chriscan64

(1,789 posts)

7. Is it required that the Senators sit through the reading?

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Thu Mar 4, 2021, 05:33 PM

Mar 2021

If so, I believe Bobcat Goldthwait is looking for work.

Haggard Celine

(16,844 posts)

8. Before he got started, he could tell the Aristocrats joke.

Reply to lame54 (Original post)

Thu Mar 4, 2021, 05:33 PM

Mar 2021

I would love to see their faces while he was doing that.

bottomofthehill

(8,329 posts)

9. Barney Frank

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Thu Mar 4, 2021, 05:36 PM

Mar 2021

patricia92243

(12,595 posts)

10. Brooke Burns, Game show host and she can speed read.

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Thu Mar 4, 2021, 05:40 PM

Mar 2021

The Wizard

(12,541 posts)

11. Get some crackhead on steroids. (NT)

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Thu Mar 4, 2021, 05:44 PM

Mar 2021

Sneederbunk

(14,289 posts)

12. Have three or four clerks read different sections at the same time.

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Thu Mar 4, 2021, 05:52 PM

Mar 2021

Midnight Writer

(21,738 posts)

13. I'm rooting for Stormy Daniels. But Gilbert would be good. Or Emo Phillips.

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Thu Mar 4, 2021, 06:03 PM

Mar 2021

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