Gilbert Gottfried

[lame54]

Should read The American Rescue Plan on the Senate floor

Or maybe Orly Taitz

[Klaralven]

1. They should get the guy who reads the potential side effects in the drug ads.

Done in a half hour.

[lagomorph777]

3. The guy who reads car lease terms. Done in 15 minutes.

[underpants]

6. MLS info/disclaimer at the end of radio commercials

Spliced together I know.

[MontanaMama]

2. I'd vote for Gilbert Gottfried.

Not Orly Taitz!!! Good gawd keep her away from our Capitol.

I was thinking Elmer Fudd would do a nice job....

ETA: or Lewis Black???

[lagomorph777]

4. Fran Drescher

[eShirl]

5. they need to get a speed talker

[chriscan64]

7. Is it required that the Senators sit through the reading?

If so, I believe Bobcat Goldthwait is looking for work.

[Haggard Celine]

8. Before he got started, he could tell the Aristocrats joke.

I would love to see their faces while he was doing that.

[bottomofthehill]

9. Barney Frank

[patricia92243]

10. Brooke Burns, Game show host and she can speed read.

[The Wizard]

11. Get some crackhead on steroids. (NT)

[Sneederbunk]

12. Have three or four clerks read different sections at the same time.

[Midnight Writer]

13. I'm rooting for Stormy Daniels. But Gilbert would be good. Or Emo Phillips.