"He was escorted into the Senate"

[brooklynite]

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[TreasonousBastard]

1. Painful.

[mobeau69]

2. Bahahahaha

[sfstaxprep]

3. Can't See, Just Get A Spinning Circle

Oh well. Maybe next time.

[dhill926]

23. that was her brain malfunctioning...

[panader0]

4. The only thing missing is someone butchering turkeys in the background.

[empedocles]

14. Ah, the turkeys memory

[marble falls]

5. Jeebers. She's a contortionist, logically.

[MontanaMama]

6. Nice jacket.

You can wear it when you visit your li'l shaman in prison.

[Hekate]

7. Well, it is easy to see where he gets his delusional view of the world from...

I have nothing against shamanic practitioners, but as far as I know you have to start your journey from Planet Earth. I get the distinct impression that both mother and son are disconnected from consensus reality.

She can send him vegan sandwiches with alfalfa sprouts while he’s in the Big House.

[redstatebluegirl]

8. Lord she is koo koo just like her son.

How can he afford to travel all over the country following 45?

[Marie Marie]

9. Gotta love the style - Denim, Leopard and, of course, the Red White and Blue.

[Progressive Jones]

24. I'm willing to bet that she goes to the County Fair each year to see Ted Nugent. nt

[Crunchy Frog]

10. If someone kicks in the doors of her house,

then I have the right to peacefully walk in and take her stuff.

That's nice to know.

[Arkansas Granny]

11. Those muffins weren't going to save themselves.

[blueinredohio]

12. Yep, apple....tree....

[Irish_Dem]

13. I'm not guilty of robbing the bank because I walked through open doors.

And did it in broad daylight.
And I believed the money was mine.

[localroger]

15. A totally believable and reputable guy online told me! nt

[Irish_Dem]

17. Yes, great addition to my post. I missed that piece!

[malaise]

16. My exact thoughts

These people are crazy

[Irish_Dem]

18. I think the son is crazy. But I think the mother is lying through her teeth.

She is proud of what her son did, and knows it was insurrection.
But she has to do this double talk to save his skin.

[muriel_volestrangler]

19. He wasn't armed, he was just a literal spear-carrier

"They were overcome by a group of people many of whom were armed."

"Jacob wasn’t a part of that."

No, the 6 foot pointy thing he had in his hand the whole time was just a toothpick, honestly ...

[Deuxcents]

20. I have never in my life

Heard so much Doublespeak and the author of all this is sitting in a resort feeling no remorse. This is a most dangerous n yet pathetic time in our history. Some people actually believe his shit, acted on it n now in disbelief in jail. I’m worried for my grandkids..if I can witness this..what is in store for their generation

[48656c6c6f20]

21. Reeducation camps. End of story.

[Baitball Blogger]

22. She is too overaccesorized for me to trust.

Calculated ringlet curls, strategic red, white and blue scarf and leopard pockets on a denim jacket. This one is living an elevated reality show playing out in her own mind.