Your freedom of speech is being violated by Fox news.

[PurgedVoter]

Apparently there is another constitution that none us have been given a copy of and it says that you can say what you want whenever you want and any person or corporation that gets in your way is violating your rights.

That's right, your constitutional right to free speech is being trampled. If you want to say what you want to, they wont let you. They have idiots on Fox that regularly rant about corporations and people denying their constitutional right to free speech. What about our freedom of speech? Right now I want The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner and Spencer's Fairy Queen read out loud, slowly on Fox news and unless they let me they are in violation of the alternate constitution and must pay me something really big, at least from the sort of thing I hear about insisted by the sort of folk that do get to have free speech on Fox News. I am not a crank and get off my lawn.
Should I have said this in all caps? I am just not sure how to properly invoke the alternate constitution.

[AllaN01Bear]

1. i ran into that a few years ago and the party asked " which version of the constitution?"

and i said "the only one that is under glass in washington dc."