Neanderthals Were Far More Intelligent Than Modern Republicans

[DanieRains]

Neanderthals could make tools and paint on cave walls.

All Republicans can do is tell stupid lies only pathetically stupid people believe.

[abqtommy]

1. You betcha! I'm one of the proud people who carry a little bit of Neanderthal dna and

that's much more preferable than reTHUG dna!

[Buckeye_Democrat]

2. Neanderthal burials showed evidence of love too...

... with their dead carefully positioned and surrounded by flowers.

So they've got Republicans beat in the love category too.

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. You'd think Republicans would be happy to be compared to Neanderthals.

An evolution from Lizard Brain thinking to pre-human would be a start.

[Notek]

7. True,

but Neanderthals would be offended by this comparison.

[OAITW r.2.0]

8. Welcome Onbored, I mean Onboard.

[Notek]

9. I've been

hanging around here since 2003...just never posted much. Thanks.

[enid602]

4. Neanderthals

And Neanderthals are cuter and dressed better. And were less sexist.

[greenjar_01]

5. Neanderthals were our first genocide

Humans have always been this way...

[KentuckyWoman]

6. That is unfair to Neanderthals.

A flaming bag of dog squeeze is more advanced than someone still supporting Republicans.

[Raine]

10. I'm reminded of the Geico (I think it was) commercials with the cavemen 🧔

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it was so easy "even a caveman could do it". The cavemen in the commercials felt insulted because they were the intelligent and sophisticated ones, haha!