It's March FIFTH: Joe Biden is still the President of the United States...

[NurseJackie]

... and Kamala Harris is still the Vice-President of the United States.

How now brown cow? What-say-you, Qanon? Give up? Say "uncle"!!

[soothsayer]

1. They're kickin' the can down the road

[Rorey]

4. At some point the can is going to become too flat to kick

What will they do? Get a new can?

[Rorey]

2. Whew!

I was SO worried!

[brooklynite]

3. How do you KNOW Trump wasn't sworn in privately?

[Omnipresent]

5. They wanted to go....really, they did!

But given the new climate there, they didn’t want to leave in body bags!

[mucifer]

6. That's bullcrap! President Biden is really trump in a Biden suit.

Jeez doncha know anything????

[GoCubsGo]

7. I'm sure they have already moved the goalpoasts for the umpteenth time.

The suckers who believe them remind me of the religious nuts who keep saying the world is going to end on such-and-such a day, and yet we're still here...

[Iliyah]

8. They have . . .

President Biden is actually t-rump in disguise.

[GoCubsGo]

10. Yah, I heard that one.

But, I haven't heard any of them explain to where that 200 pounds of Trump fat went. That's a hell of a girdle he's wearing. So, he went for decades pretending to be morbidly obese, just so he could pull off this stunt? Alrighty then.

[hookaleft]

11. Their new date is March 20th nt

[NurseJackie]

14. Thanks! I'm penciling that in on my calendar...

[samnsara]

9. its like any end of the world-er they make the world fit their schedule..

..losers.

we absolutely can NOT let the GOP win ANY more seats. And that means Manchins even tho hes acting like a butt-head hes holding us a seat.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

12. and Francisco Franco is still dead!

[malaise]

13. Look for a new date

They're waiting for Trump to fly in on Air Pillow One