Twitter Users Mock QAnon As Biggest Trump Prophecy Yet Falls Apart

[DonViejo]

03/05/2021 05:02 am ET

The big day for conspiracy theorists turned out to be a big bust.
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By Ed Mazza

Right-wing conspiracy theorists were disappointed on Thursday when a QAnon cult prophecy about former President Donald Trump returning to power failed to occur.

Members of the group believed Trump would take office again on March 4, which was the traditional Inauguration Day date until 1933. In response, security was increased around the U.S. Capitol and the House wrapped up business on Wednesday amid concerns over the potential for new violence in the area.

Instead, nothing happened. No inauguration. No crowds. And no Trump. This inspired #TrumpInauguration and similar hashtags to trend in mocking “celebration” of the non-event:

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[gordianot]

1. My hope was Moses would return and throw the Commandments at idolaters.

Those Golden statues are just too prophetic.

[sop]

2. Boy, it's a good thing QAnon wasn't around during all the Y2K hysteria.

[FakeNoose]

3. I think they were around, they just didn't have cellphones then

[gab13by13]

6. They are the same people,

who hid in underground bunkers for Y2K.

[GoodRaisin]

8. and believe at the end times they are all going to

fly away.

[durablend]

13. Should've sealed them in while we has the chance

[Blue Owl]

4. There was plenty of Womp and Circumstance

[BobTheSubgenius]

24. Noice!

[keithbvadu2]

5. Sean Spicer says this inauguration crowd was even more hugest than ever. BIGLY!

Sean Spicer says this inauguration crowd was even more hugest than ever.

BIGLY!

[gab13by13]

7. Now that is a good one, thanks.

I'm stealing it to antagonize some Trumpers.

[AwakeAtLast]

9. The Jewish Laser Light Show was epic!

[MyOwnPeace]

10. OH, CRUD!!!!!!!!

I'm guessing my tin-foil helmet made it impossible for me to see.....

[AwakeAtLast]

12. .

[keithbvadu2]

14. Needs adjustment

[MyOwnPeace]

15. You needed to have the updated version.....

I believe it was the 1.6.21 version! (known to loyalists as the Binford 5000!)

[keithbvadu2]

16. Neanderthal man says: 'more power'.

Neanderthal man says: 'more power'.

[MyOwnPeace]

17. Good catch!

[keithbvadu2]

18. Nice reference to 1.6.21

[Fritz Walter]

40. And the massive parade of military hardware and personnel!

[AwakeAtLast]

41. Oh, that's good!

[oldsoftie]

11. Didnt ANYONE notice that Trump was in FL? How the hell was he supposed to take office?

idiots.

[Eyeball_Kid]

25. O ye of little faith!

Trumpy-Boy is QAnon's "light walker." You know, he emanates LIGHT. He's a transformative spirit who can morph into any figure (even that fly on Pence's head!), and who can travel without the means of physical aids. He's like Jesus after resurrection, don't you know? So being in two places at once is child's play for Trumpy-Boy. Florida? Washington? Phitt! Done.

What you don't know is that Trumpy-Boy HAS been inaugurated. It did occur yesterday. You and I just didn't witness it because we don't have the right kind of faith and we're blinded by our refusal to see the LIGHT.

[oldsoftie]

30. Sad thing is a lot probably believe that he WAS. nt

[sdfernando]

38. OMG..I was reading your post

and my mind read "He's like Jesus after insurrection"

Am I OK????

[BobTheSubgenius]

26. He has powers he has yet to demonstrate, holding them in reserve for when he really needs them.

Teleportation and time travel being but two.

[bottomofthehill]

34. The Southern White House

President Biden should evict him from the Southern Whitehouse too

[Crowman2009]

19. That's because all those Q-freaks didn't give enough money.

May I suggest to all the rabid followers of the orange bastard give away all their life savings, then maybe they'll learn a lesson when the repo man comes for their guns that they paid for with credit cards.

[birdographer]

20. So what's the new date?

Are they still going with March 20th?

[lagomorph777]

28. April 31st

[PatrickforB]

21. Yeah, you know the satan worshipping pedophile thing is so far out

that it just boggles my mind how anyone, and I mean ANYONE could believe that.

Geez.

[llmart]

22. This nonsense brought to mind that story about the Hale-Bopp comet.

I remember thinking back then how gullible people could be. Same with the Jim Jones episode. These people will always be with us on some level and I'm OK with that as long as they only hurt themselves.

[BobTheSubgenius]

29. Me too!!!

One of my secret hopes is that these QAnon idiots will feel the need to keep up with the Joneses.

[llmart]

32. LOL

Good one. That plus exposing themselves to Covid should help to thin the herd of these idiots.

[Marcuse]

31. Will the trumpery cult match its level of commitment?

The Heaven’s Gate suicide cult not only shunned sex, but some males in the group, including the aging leader, had been castrated in apparent pursuit of their ideal of androgynous immortality, the medical examiner revealed Friday.

Dr. Brian Blackbourne said castrations’ healed incisions indicated the surgeries were done long before the 39 men and women methodically killed themselves in the belief that they would take a spaceship ride in a UFO trailing the Hale-Bopp comet.

Also, toxicology results showed at least two of the victims took a less than lethal concoction of barbiturates and booze, meaning that they may have been suffocated with plastic bags placed over their heads, he said.
https://apnews.com/article/fc9ffd3235d37830cf26da5ad1720b4d

[llmart]

33. "Will the trumpery cult match its level of commitment?"

One can only hope.

[sdfernando]

39. Heaven's Gate cult

Last edited Fri Mar 5, 2021, 02:31 PM - Edit history (1)

That happened here in San Diego in Rancho Bernardo. I work not far from that location. 39 people killed themselves for nothing!

Edited: It was actually in Rancho Santa Fe, not Rancho Bernardo.

[llmart]

42. Oh, yeah.

Now I remember that name "Heaven's Gate". I remember laughing at how stupid those cultists were to believe that crapola.

[lastlib]

23. I was so disappointed that nothing went down....

... that I held my own private swearing-at ceremony.

"God DAMN YOU, Donnie tRump! Donnie tRump, you SON OF A BITCH! GET the HELL out of here, you LIED your ASS off! FUCK OFF!!

[dalton99a]

27. It will be on Trump's birthday.

Or Halloween or Christmas

[TheBlackAdder]

35. QAnoners are trying to spin 3/4 as an Antifa planted False Flag. Q This: If so, what else duped on?

[SergeStorms]

36. The new target date is June 15.

That's the day King John of England signed the Magna Carta in 1215. They're calling it the "MAGA Carta" and theres going to be pony rides and a bouncy house. Don't miss it!

[johnthewoodworker]

37. I'm sure the Republican/Nazis are working on a Trumptard Spring Equinox right now.