Would someone tell Ted Cruz that he will never be President

[malaise]

That is all

[bullimiami]

1. uh hes canadian.

[malaise]

2. That's the least of his problems and remember his mother was American

https://today.law.harvard.edu/a-question-of-citizenship/

[Shermann]

3. Hoserism is the new Birtherism

It's the Ted Cruz version.

PROVE he doesn't listen to Rush.

PROVE he doesn't eat poutine.

PROVE he doesn't watch hockey instead of football.

PROVE he isn't a hoser! KOOOOWOOKAAKAAKOOOOWAAKOOKOO!!

[malaise]

5. He's a shameless, unethical tool

[OnDoutside]

4. Or human.