Lauren Boebert, whose husband exposed himself to a minor, cracks awkward joke about flashing people

[tulipsandroses]

Another day, another myopic tweet from newly-elected Colorado Representative Lauren Boebert.
This week, Boebert tweeted a GIF from “The Office” of Rainn Wilson dropping his pants and lifting his shirt to flash Steve Carell along with the caption, “Going to the House Floor to vote these days…”

As you may recall, Boebert caused a huge scene one week after the January 6 insurrection when she set off the metal detectors inside the U.S. Capitol then refused to let Capitol Police search her bag. Days earlier, she had vowed to bring her Glock to work.

Her tweet about flashing people appears to be an attempt at making light of that situation. Unfortunately, it completely backfired when she was once again reminded about that time her husband pled guilty to public indecency and lewd exposure after he showed his penis to a minor at a bowling alley.

Seriously, guys, you can’t make this sh*t up.

Last October, internet sleuth Anne Landman uncovered a 2004 case involving Lauren’s then boyfriend/now husband, Jayson, including a 14-page arrest report with details about what allegedly happened.

[link:https://www.queerty.com/lauren-boebert-whose-husband-exposed-minor-cracks-awkward-joke-flashing-people-20210305|

Does Q know about this? Have they checked her restaurant to see if there are children in the basement?
I mean in their asinine theories, Democrats are pedophiles that eat children - Uhm, have you checked this guy out?

[MagickMuffin]

1. Some people say there's a basement at the Shooters Grill . . .

. . . where children aren't the only thing to find there.



Some people say her husband is a sex trafficker.

[Lochloosa]

6. You shouldn't spread rumors about here husband being a sex trafficker, but if he is, as some people

say, he should be investigated for sex trafficking.

Just saying.

[Blue Owl]

2. And let's not forget BimBoebert's lengthy rap sheet

Quite a checkered past, as I recall...

[Celerity]

3. Arrest Warrants Issued for Boebert in Multiple Cases After She Didn't Show Up for Court Hearings

When arrested in 2015 for disorderly conduct, Boebert warned deputies at the time that she had “friends at Fox News.”

https://coloradotimesrecorder.com/2020/08/arrest-warrants-issued-for-boebert/29118/


Lauren Boebert Full Rapsheet

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5f4b155ca23dbb3ab868b37d/t/5f7527900df493541c537a83/1601513362385/LB+Rapsheet+Full.pdf

[brush]

4. Not safe to eat at her restaurant even if there are no kids in the basement...

as you might get severe food poisoning.

[Mr. Evil]

5. And these people have children.

I think it's a safe bet that they will not grow up well adjusted.