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Bionic Spotlights? Alien Tape? Manly Bands?
I confess to being a bit dazed and confused. Seriously, WTF? Anyone actually buying, or literally buying this stuff?
mahatmakanejeeves
(57,319 posts)They sponsor movies too.
I saw my first Bionic Spotlights ad this morning. I think they were sponsoring one of those old TV shows from decades ago. It was on MeTV.
mezame
(295 posts)Like the Six Million Dollar Man kind of solar/battery/LCD device?
ULTRON Vacuums! or {insert quantifiable object here}
These are the new iterations on the old Timex/Acme/Vegematic ads. I swear, our current media culture stems from 1960's comic books.
It's all Stan Lee's fault!
Dave in VA
(2,035 posts)not just on sports broadcasts. Mass marketing saturation! They'll move on to sunglasses, opps, done that; flashlights, no already done that; car windshield visors, nope been there done that...
Oh, well.
Maybe pillows?
mezame
(295 posts)Pillows...hmmm...this is actually a sinister plot to channel money to string-pullers.
gibraltar72
(7,499 posts)mezame
(295 posts)Oh wait...
dogknob
(2,431 posts)Claire Oh Nette
(2,636 posts)Tactical. Like putting Bridal in front of items to seel at ridiculous mark up to women, tactical is the new mark up for men.
That tactical razor doesn't seem all that different from my lady bic shaver, just sayin'
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,488 posts)Available in latex or enamel and your sports team's manly colors......
mezame
(295 posts)...just Patina!
Iggo
(47,536 posts)Inspired by the goggles that protect our troops.
Theres really no helping anyone sucker enough to buy into that.
Iggo
(47,536 posts)The fourth item down is a fucking pen.