What Happens When You Eat Too Much US Senate Bean Soup

[MineralMan]

in the Senate Dining Hall:

[Ohiogal]

1. I thought turtles ate flies?

[thucythucy]

2. Which is why Pence and the Turtle are such good friends. nt

[Hortensis]

3. Lol, that explains it all right.

[Blue Owl]

4. The Man-Turtle does indeed look a bit backed up in that photo...

[FakeNoose]

5. He's texting for Pepto Bismol

"Emergency!"

[gibraltar72]

6. Michigan bean soup I believe.

[Notek]

7. I think

this could be a turn-on for female turtles as mating season approaches.