Note to Insurrectionists

[NanceGreggs]

It’s kind of difficult to take you seriously as “courageous patriots” who were going to overthrow the US government, when you end up begging a judge to please send you home to your mommy and daddy.

Just sayin’ is all.

[magicarpet]

1. Iron fisted Fascists,...

.... instantaneously turn into fluffy little feather dusters who would not harm a house fly.

[DENVERPOPS]

14. In other words:

chicken shits, as we used to call them.

Same as all the school bullies.................

[sheshe2]

2. And begging for vegan food and a cell without cockroaches.

The only cockroaches there are them.

[lastlib]

3. I have a running bet....

...that the cockroaches were begging for new cells when these guys moved in.

No takers yet - :scratchmyhead:

[sheshe2]

6. You made me laugh!

So true.

Thanks.

[lastlib]

13. .

back atcha! Happy to put a smile on ya!

[blm]

4. Heh

[Initech]

5. These guys want to overthrow the government? I wouldn't trust them to overthrow a 7-11.

I mean if their extremely poor spelling and grammar are any indication. And seriously if you are committing a serious crime, don't take fucking selfies and post them on social media!

[niyad]

7. Not the same thing, but your post brought to mind my favourite line from The Bob Newhart

Show. Emily says to Bob, "You can't write anonymous notes on personalized stationery."

[Initech]

8. I think the 21st century version of that would be:

"You can't take anonymous selfies using a camera with an IP and location data tracker!"

[niyad]

10. Too true. The tracker thing is what cracks me up about the anti-vaxxers. Do they have cell phones?

Duhhhhh.

[Initech]

16. Yeah someone would have to manufacture those.

[RicROC]

15. old Star Trek episode

The insurrectionists poor spelling and grammar could be the basis for the fantasy Star Trek episode where Capt Kirk deciphers the E Plineesta (sic) -the pledge of allegiance

[tiptonic]

9. Poor

Poor babies!!

[BobTheSubgenius]

11. NO DOUBT!

These people are, by and large, as pathetic as they are dangerous, and maybe more so. "Overthrow the US government!" Good God.

ISIS would have a better chance of accomplishing that, and they have no chance at all. At least ISIS isn't cosplaying GI Joe meets Red Dawn.

[JT45242]

12. Just wait until we have AG Garland

The new AG can approve adding the felony murder counts and domestic terrorism specifications to all the appropriate folks.

Tuberville and the two unnamed senators who met the night before plus the reps who gave tours should be very very scared that in a week they will be doing perp walks as well.

[gratuitous]

17. What changed between January 6 and March 4?

All those courageous he-man master race partisans didn't dare do anything when the person in charge of security wasn't the former guy. They don't want to play if the game isn't stacked in their favor.