I am definitely putting this on my masks that I will be wearing the rest of my pitiful life...

[pbmus]

Link to tweet

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I presently have ‘If you can read this, then you are too fucking close’

[UTUSN]

1. Bwah HAH!1 - am emailiing it to the local yokels!

[FoxNewsSucks]

2. I'd change it to "most"

Not just some.

I have a mask that says "Less People, More Dogs"

[Bayard]

3. I want one of those!

[mopinko]

4. i think i'll order a dozen.

ok, looking for a better link after looking at other offerings.

ok, this one.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/LibbysDesignStore?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=919965919

[Solly Mack]

5. K&R

[cannabis_flower]

6. I called my mom

And she started in with some right wing conspiracy (I forget which one) by saying “Don’t you think..”. Since I hadn’t heard the answer to that one yet, I just said “Well, I don’t know...”. and right away when she knew I wasn’t going to agree with her she says “oh, I have another call coming in, gotta go”

[George II]

7. Ever since this started I tell people that I've been socially distancing most of my life.