At dr office waiting on my wife two trumpublican are trying to engage me in their conversation

[Duncanpup]

Yea they been bitching about mask how Covid is not real. The one bitch is how the demonicrats are trying to let young kids get sex changes.

Trumpig 1 - WTF is wrong with them thinking say their child if it’s a boy wants to be a girl.

Trumpig 2- your wright it’s just evil

Trumpig 2- looks at me sitting and ask really screwed up what do I think.

Me - I replied to them both saying I identify as a Italian hoagie

They did not try to engage me in anymore conversation.

Now I’m hungry for a decent Italian hoagie you know with the sweet peppers and sauce loaded with the meats cheese.

[elleng]

1. ME TOO! GONNA get me a good sammich!!!

[TheBlackAdder]

43. I had one today, after 9 months. Philly area calls them Hoagies, however mine was cut as a Sub.

.

It was in a Styrofoam container. I had it in my TV room, by my home workstation. I started eating it and received a work call. I went into my office and returned 30 minutes later. I lifted the lid of the container again and started eating the half I was working on. Then, I looked down and something suspicious was noticed. The second half was missing the top of the roll.

While I was away, my dog must have jumped on my chair, lifted the lid, swiped the roll top and the lid dropped again. So, I cut the remaining part of the second half and made that my sub.

.

[elleng]

44. I got a lousy 'nuttin,' gotta try again!

[Aristus]

2. Any time I hear shit like that being spewed in public, I just remember this quote from "Broadcast

News":

"It must be wonderful always being the smartest person in the room."

"No, it's not. It's awful!..."

[MyOwnPeace]

41. Oh, that's good!!!!

Thanks!

[flor-de-jasmim]

3. Have one for me, too. Or two for me. Or three....

[gibraltar72]

4. Here is a tip if you want to not get engaged with idle chatter at Drs. office.

Pick up Highlights magazine. I have been doing this for years, and I mean no one tries to make eye contact or conversation.

[Botany]

7. I still like find the hidden picture puzzles

[Biophilic]

10. Oh, my god. You sucked me right in with that.

[KS Toronado]

17. Me too...found them all

[FoxNewsSucks]

23. The combs were too easy.

Even for Highlights

[MyOwnPeace]

42. Maybe for you.......

I ain't takin' no bets on the ones that were in the office with Duncanpup!

[packman]

50. I found the toothbursh

[Mister Ed]

30. Are Goofus and Gallant still featured?

I always thought that was a good part.

[Grokenstein]

49. They've changed dramatically from the Olden Times.

Goofus used to be a perpetually angry, willfully nasty little bastard boy, face twisted with hate, shoving people and throwing rocks at birds. Now he's just awkward and pouty, almost unconsciously rude without serious malice. I mean, Old School Goofus was going to become a serial killer. New Goofus will get busted for drug abuse.

[BradAllison]

51. Goofus grew up to be Trump (n/m)

[Ferrets are Cool]

38. You got me. I can't resist.

Got them all, although the party hat was the hardest.

[movingviolation]

19. I somehow think those souls never quite understood Goofus and Galant.

[sarisataka]

5. At our clinic

only the patient is allowed in, unless it is a minor. I have to wait out in the car.

[Beachnutt]

6. Blantantly put in your earbuds in front of them

and listen to music or podcast

[cilla4progress]

8. You are my new

god king emperor!!

I want to spend much time basking in your glow!

[Ohiogal]

9. That was a great answer!

“If you can’t persuade ‘em with facts, baffle ‘em with bullshit.”

[Biophilic]

11. Dang now I want one of those. The sandwich not the idiots.

[panader0]

12. Made me laugh!

A few years ago while visiting Jeannie's folks in the Texas panhandle, we stayed at her brother's
house. A nice guy, generous and hard-working, but quite red neck. His liberal daughter was also
visiting. The brother, Larry, was ranting about gays one night as we tossed back some tequila.
His daughter was telling him off. So she said to me "What do you think?"
I said, as I turned to look at Larry, "I think your dad is a very attractive man." Everyone laughed.

[irisblue]

13. TEB, throwing you air kisses my brother

[llashram]

14. ha

and now I'm hungry

[Klondike Kat]

15. To quote Corbin Dallas in "The Fifth Element"

"I am a meat popsicle".

[SCantiGOP]

20. On a Star Trek Next Generation

They encountered an inorganic life form composed just of metal and energy.
It described them as “ugly meat bags of mostly water.”

[OldBaldy1701E]

36. I apologise in advance...

"Ugly GIANT meatbags of mostly water!" (We all hit the floor on that one, BTW.)

[chwaliszewski]

22. Awesome!

One of my favorite movies.


v

[NoMoreRepugs]

16. Good on you - why waste your breath...

[movingviolation]

18. Very Zen

I think it somehow went right over their heads how you exposed their ridiculous opinions and arguments as such.

[modrepub]

21. Try an OIP Sub If You're In SC PA

Bread is different than SE PA (assuming since you are saying hoagie as opposed to sub). I'm partial to the OIP in Port Royal or Tyson Hill. Especially good when it's served on warm bread. Usually go with the oil over the mayo. There are other OIPs but their bread is pretty standard.

Oh, I miss living close to an OIP (Original Italian Pizza) and make it a point to stop by any of them when I'm in the vicinity. (Your post ruined my lunch since what I had to settle for was far inferior).

Nice come back by the way. Accomplished the task without being rude. Need to learn how to do that myself.

[GoneOffShore]

24. I do miss hoagies -

But there are compensations.

[FailureToCommunicate]

25. Ha! Now THAT'S what I want for lunch!!

[Joinfortmill]

26. ROFL

[Hortensis]

27. This is the GOP's latest way of distracting their angry voters' attention

from thoughts of nooses and Republican necks. If they were dogs they'd wear them out playing "fetch."

Not so long ago exploitive leaders fearing angry subjects would sic them on Jews or Catholic enclaves, or whatever group of "others" was small enough for even mobs of cowards to slaughter.

[EveDibb]

28. My brother is transgender

Various answers
My brother is transgender -note this is really the truth

I am so glad that Jesus loves the marginalized community he sure would stand with them and not talk bad about them -note this works really well if they’ve mentioned anything about Christianity

I don’t want to seem mean but my brother is so much better looking than both of you you might want to be careful because people probably think you were once females.

Just some thoughts. But I do like the hoagie sandwich and if I liked hoagies I would have to go get one right now.

[soldierant]

45. If Christianity is mentioned ...

I have never been able to say this in person but I have used it one the 'Net -

"If God wants to go on making gay people and transgendered people, he is going to do so, and your objection is not going to stop him."

(Bonus points if you can manage "she" and "her.&quot

Peter thought he was holier than God in Acts 10. He got schooled. (Yes, I'm being harsh on Peter since he was simply reflecting what he had been taught all his life. But that's what these people are doing also, and the need to be schooled.)

[flibbitygiblets]

29. That was painful to read on so many levels.

[paulkienitz]

31. "you must be smarter than a can of chili to enter this gene pool"

is the rule I wish was still enforced somehow.

[Mickju]

32. That's hilarious!

I’ll have to try that. lol

[JGug1]

33. Italian Hoagie

Damn you. I have no idea where I can get an Italian hoagie in Kansas City metro.

[yardwork]

34. I love this.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

35. Dang!

Now I want a Hoagie!

[BluesRunTheGame]

37. If I die from laughing it's your fault!

This is one of the funniest things I’ve come across since former guy 45 rode down that escalator.

[Marcuse]

39. You made a hard situation more tolerable.

[niyad]

40. Thank Goddess that I had already had an Italian sub (Hoagie) for lunch, or I would be very

annoyed with you.

[rlegro]

46. Great idea

Next time I get a chance to disrupt people like that, maybe I'll declare that I'm orthodox Borg.

[keithbvadu2]

47. If COVID is fake, why did your Messiah Trump get the vaccine shot?

If COVID is fake, why did your Messiah Trump get the vaccine shot?

Just a question to ask them.

[leighbythesea2]

48. My God I love this

I'm gonna start saying I identify as a potato. (A year at home, so its true.)
And finally that SOB Mr Potato Head, got his come uppance for hijacking us genderless potatoes.

[LuvLoogie]

52. Come to Chicago, ay!

https://www.bariitaliansubs.com/

http://www.contedisavoia.com/menu.html

http://www.fontanossub.com/menu.htm

[LoveTheDU]

53. Great response!

Now I'm hungry for a decent Italian hoagie!

[nwliberalkiwi]

54. I'd Ask Them A Question

Do you like kids? When they replied yes I would respond with: "Didn't Trump!"

[The Jungle 1]

56. If you want a good hoagie you are going to have to visit Philly.

[LaMouffette]

57. Thank you, Duncanpup! I have always felt somehow "different" from others, but could not quite relate

to any of the usual labels. Thanks to your post, I now realize that I, too, identify as an Italian hoagie!

(Hilarious response to the Trump Humpers at the doctor's office! Great way to start my morning. Thank you for that!)

[randr]

58. I worked in a Deli when I was a teen

Made thousands of Subs. Still can smell them. Still crave them, thanks, now where in the hell can I find a good one in Colorado?

[BobTheSubgenius]

59. At least the encounter didn't ruin your appetite!

What's your secret?