Federal judge *denies* pretrial release of Q Shaman Jacob Chansley, rejecting the suggestion...

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JUST IN: Federal judge *denies* pretrial release of Q Shaman Jacob Chansley, rejecting the suggestion he was peaceful.

And Chansley's comments to 60 Minutes backfired: The judge says they prove he doesn't understand the gravity of his actions.
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[Kaleva]

1. His mom's attitude isn't helping his case either.

[grantcart]

42. Neither is his attorney

[lagomorph777]

2. Sham shaman shamed.

Schmuck.

[Laelth]

10. +1 n/t

-Laelth

[catbyte]

12. *Snicker*

[11 Bravo]

19. Nicely done!

[malaise]

24. A zing of beauty

[Cirque du So-What]

28. Shazam!

[paleotn]

35. Ha!

uber schmuck.

[hibbing]

37. impressive n/t

[IbogaProject]

57. Ha

The judge made a Shambles of his claims.

[stonecutter357]

3. K&R .

[50 Shades Of Blue]

4. Good!

[Vinca]

5. Jeez - a shaman just can't catch a break.

[Xipe Totec]

7. Sham man. nt

[Leghorn21]

6. This news just makes me

SO HAPPY!!!

[Mary in S. Carolina]

8. Thank you Judge

[demtenjeep]

33. yes judge

thank you

[BeyondGeography]

9. So that bit about protecting donuts in the break room

from his fellow rioters didn’t cut it.

[Traildogbob]

26. We're the organic donuts?

[sheilahi]

51. Or.....

Or watching the purses

[SWBTATTReg]

11. Serves him right. His own brand of 'peace' and 'protest' and not anyone else's seems to

be the working mode that he and the other thugs are operating under. Their brand of protests is totally legal because their president called them, etc., thus, it's valid, they are there at the invitation of djt seemingly. Considering that people died, claiming that one is peaceful is a big lie.

Idiots. No peace, no rest until Justice is served for those that died.

[hlthe2b]

13. I doubt his mother's delusional comments in this regard helped either...

Frankly, I'm glad to see media appearances backfire for some of these people.

[demtenjeep]

34. I missed that

what did she say?

[hlthe2b]

45. I'll just let you read the full reporting on it

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/mother-qanon-shaman-jacob-chansley-election-conspiracy-b1812693.html

[demtenjeep]

46. thank you

gawd

stupid is as stupid does

[UpInArms]

49. Dear dog

That woman has brain failure

[UpInArms]

14. Peaceful?

[yonder]

16. Sham-wow

[malaise]

25. DUzy

[Kaleva]

18. Has the Hobbit been extradited to the Shire yet?

[TNNurse]

22. Peaceful through a bull horn???

Sure.

[paleotn]

36. THAT'S one motely crew.

Amurka's liberators.

[Paladin]

40. Yeah, that was a "peaceful" metal-tipped spear he was carrying around the Capitol.

I hope he never sees the outside of a prison cell for the rest of his miserable life.

[kacekwl]

41. Is the one brain trust wearing

his trump fan club ID ?

[sheilahi]

52. wtf

Does he not realize what a fool he looks like? No? Let me help. You look like a fool. Now, about those pants.........

[gibraltar72]

15. He said singing was part of Shamanism I think he was confused that is part of Sha na naism.

[sheilahi]

53. Classic

Gilbraltar, now THAT'S funny. Hats off to you.

[Fullduplexxx]

17. Awwww and the media bent right over for him and his mommy

With a whitewashing televised interview . Not the treatment they give black folks but reall American white washing and it still didn't help....

[Blue Owl]

20. He's glimpsed into another world, man... the world of prison!

Far out, man...

[FakeNoose]

21. 'Course not, he's a narcissistic gloryhound

... not to mention a flight risk. There must be somebody out there helping him pay for those fancy shaman costumes. Keep him locked up or he'll be gone.

Just sayin'

[MoonRiver]

23. Flim Flam (Sha)Man

[lindysalsagal]

27. Watching these morons get canned just doesn't get old.....

[getagrip_already]

29. the defense attorney is applying burn cream as well......

Part of the ruling really scorches the defense attorney.....

"Such media appearances are undoubtably conducive to defense counsel's fame," Lamberth observed. "But they are not at all conducive to an argument that the only way defense counsel could privately communicate with his client is if defendant were temporarily released. Given defense counsel's decision to use what could have been a confidential videoconference on a media publicity stunt, that argument is so frivolous as to insult the Court's intelligence."

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

54. Excellent.

Thanks for posting.

[SergeStorms]

30. YES!

No way these dangerous insurectionists should be walking the streets. In so glad Judges (at least most) are driving home the seriousness of the charges against these criminals.

[Tommymac]

31. THIS reply just rocks my World

Link to tweet

[NBachers]

32. Judge nixes Shaman schtick

[jmowreader]

38. Chansley's lawyer has another problem

When they set up the teleconference that put Chansley on 60 Minutes Plus, he claimed it was for a "confidential attorney-client consultation." There are three levels of approval required for a federal detainee to appear in a media interview: the US Marshals Service, the judge overseeing the case, and the head of the facility the detainee is being held in must all approve of the interview before it happens. The lawyer didn't seek approval from anyone; rather, he set up the deal with CBS, bullshitted the jail into letting Chansley use the teleconferencing system, and let fly.

I suspect a federal contempt citation and disciplinary action is in this young man's future. He probably won't be facing disbarment, but he very well could spend a few weekends in a small gray room with a steel door.

[Orrex]

39. Why did that fucker get an interview?

Do black or brown suspects awaiting trial for crimes against the nation commonly get to plead their case on the airwaves?

[grantcart]

43. His attorney lied, said it was a private video chat. See #29 above.

[Orrex]

50. Damn, that's quite a smackdown

Thanks--I was not aware of that.

[OldBaldy1701E]

44. Today has been horrible

I may have run a good client off because of a bit of an overreaction. (Not going to deny it, but hey... wealthy people sometimes forget that 90% of us have bills to pay.) Had to tell my beloved that I messed up right when times are really starting to get bad, been in pain all day thanks to the changing temps (even if they are better than 0F). But after reading this...

My day just improved a bit. Nice.

[steventh]

47. Link to 60 Minutes interview of Q Shaman Jacob Chansley

The interview was interesting. I hadn't seen it before. Sad for him that, at the time, he thought t***p would have his back, which of course didn't happen.

[NBachers]

48. I spent a lot of time down for the Feds. Here is the standard quote: "You ain't got nothing coming"

[Buns_of_Fire]

55. But who's going to make his tofu smoothies just the way he likes them? nt

[jstephenj]

56. well....

I know these cases aren't the same, but the wardrobe change in Jacob Chansley reminds me of how the Menendez Brothers went from Armani suits to tweed, pastel colored sweaters in order to soften their image.

[BobTheSubgenius]

58. I'm totally fine with this. :D

When I opened the OP, the page had multiple copies of a "join the shamanic movement" ads, or words to that effect. I don't pay close attention to ads, no matter where I encounter them.