Major gets serious legal representation.

[Bleacher Creature]

Link to tweet

Maybe this is why he's headed back to the White House?

[Pantagruel]

1. I was worried

Giuliani was volunteering again.

[NCjack]

3. I'm withholding my judgment. Did Major bite a Repuke or a DEM?

[BComplex]

6. If I'm going to be on the jury, that would make a big difference in my decision.

If he bites a republican, he's innocent.

[FoxNewsSucks]

10. He would deserve a huge reward if that were the case

[NCjack]

16. Yeah, me too. Also, Repukes have no business in WH.

[iscooterliberally]

7. I think it was a secret service agent, but I can't confirm it and don't have a link. n/t

[Raven123]

2. Couldn't have been too bad. No loss of rank

[soothsayer]

5. Ha

[Irish_Dem]

8. Right if they start calling him Private we know it was very bad.

[LakeArenal]

4. Major was probably correct. Grrrr.

[aeromanKC]

9. No worries, Major is a minor.

[Celerity]

14. no, he's 3+ human years old, so at least 24yo in dog years (or older, as large dogs age quicker)

https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/health/how-to-calculate-dog-years-to-human-years

[Hermit-The-Prog]

11. PHANG, representing a CANINE. There oughta be a law, I tells ya!

[ShazzieB]

12. Pro-bone-o!!! 🤣

That was the best part-

[Sancho]

13. If the secret service agent had simply given up the damn sandwich....

...a bite would not be necessary!

[ripcord]

15. I'm glad they got Major out of D.C.

They consider any dog who has bitten someone a dangerous dog under the law.