Some conspiracy theorists don't want the vaccine because it allows Bill Gates to implant a chip...

[Yavin4]

in them, YET they have cellphones, fitbits, and GPS tracking devices in their cars.

Someone explain that to me.

[DURHAM D]

1. It is too bad Bill doesn't have a chip.

If he did seniors would not need to buy one of those "Help I Have Fallen" devices.

[unblock]

2. Tell them they're safe. The tracker in the vaccine only binds to brain cells.

[comradebillyboy]

3. After I got my first shot I had an irresistable urge

to build a shrine to Bill Gates in my back yard.

[durablend]

5. Did you also feel like erecting a cell phone tower

So you could share all that 5G?

[DBoon]

11. I had constantly interrupted sleep

something about a Windows 10 upgrade...

[Throckmorton]

15. I am confused, are you saying this like it's a bad thing?

[patphil]

4. A chip small enough to pass through the tip of the needle...

so small it can't be seen by any of the people administering the vaccine.
Wow! That's what I call amazing technology.

Only to be eclipsed by the idiocy of the people who believe this crap.

[MineralMan]

6. They used a very fine needle when I got my shot.

No chip is small enough to pass through it. Stupidity!

[Bucky]

12. This was the one they used on me

I felt perfectly safe, altho when I walk past that 5G tower I start worrying about them tearing down Trump's Brilliant Wall

[Atticus]

7. I saw your problem immediately: you're trying to make SENSE out of their position! I make the

same mistake myself several times a day.

[Botany]

8. My guess is that most of these whack job conspiracy theories are planted by and or amplified ...

... by Russia. Just like that QAnon crap. It is all about trying to disrupt America and by using weak
minded people aka dumb fucks to spread problems the damage gets done.

[Bucky]

9. If I get lost, I would like Bill Gates to help find me

He's greedy and he's a little slippery about how he inflates his charity dollar counts, but he's hardly evil and he's certainly not the only gazillionaire using my browsing and purchasing history to target ads at me.

We live in an age of modified privacy. You learn to live with that. It's not even close to the biggest problem in the country. And the microchip stuff is bullshit.

[Aristus]

10. The ultimate in self-aggrandizement:

The idea that Bill Gates would have any interest whatsoever in tracking the movements of these hamhocks...

[Rorey]

17. I know, right?

I mean, I'm simply amazing, but I still don't think Bill Gates cares too much about where I go and what I do.

[Mike 03]

13. There's already a microchip shortage, with some companies having to shut down.

Where the hell is Bill Gates going to find 7 billion microchips?

[hurple]

14. Easy peasy...

They're idiots.

[Rorey]

16. Do people who have had both doses get TWO chips???