"We stormed the Capitol building and the senate today! I can tell my grandchildren I was there!" H

[soothsayer]

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"We stormed the Capitol building and the senate today! I can tell my grandchildren I was there!" He can also tell them what it was like to go to prison.

Jared Adams charged on March 5, 2021
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https://t.co/DWhK7TdImp?amp=1

[PatSeg]

1. "Grandpa, why did you go to prison?"

Sorry fella posterity is not going to remember you kindly.

[lagomorph777]

2. Jared went there.

And then the law went to Jared.

[oldsoftie]

6. Lord, I cant STAND those commercials!

[Demsrule86]

3. They can visit you in prison and hear all about it I suppose.

[Moostache]

4. He forgot to add that his grandchildren may just pretend he does not exist...

Or they will simply refuse to go to the big concrete building with angry men, dogs, guards and bars because they dislike the smells and sounds of "grandpa's house"...

[NBachers]

5. "His body was released to his family, who refused to accept it. He will be cremated in the prison

facility’s boiler”

[Lucky Luciano]

7. Hopefully he never has sex with another woman ever again!

[Ford_Prefect]

8. The eternal optimist imagines he will have grandchildren...Ah, the mad dreams of the Incel mind.

[disambiguation]

9. He looks kind of young, it says he's 26.

Unless he already has kids, he's not likely to have any grandchildren.