Guys, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the stimulus is doomed. Doomed!

[Tommy Carcetti]

When President Biden signed the bill, he forgot to hold it up to the camera and waive it back and forth for an entire minute to prove that, yes, he actually did sign it.

Don't you know there's no legal effect to the bill unless a President does that!

[MarineCombatEngineer]

1. LOL

I see what you did there.

[Ocelot II]

2. He probably didn't use a Sharpie, either,

or produce a three-inch-high, indecipherable signature that looks like The Former Guy's polygraph results.

[EarlG]

3. Ah yes, those were the days

[wryter2000]

10. LOL

Man, woman, person, camera

[displacedtexan]

16. TV

Never forget!!!

[wryter2000]

46. I guess I flunked the test

Clearly, Trump's smarter than me.

[displacedtexan]

47. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣&#

It's fun to laugh at Trump without having to watch him!

[leftieNanner]

14. OMG Too Funny!

I needed that laugh.

Thanks, EarlG!

[skylucy]

17. Thank you for making me laugh out loud today!

[Midnightwalk]

22. Wow

[riversedge]

23. thanks. I had not seen this one.

[malaise]

28. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

37. They didn't forget the three scoops on the ice cream cone

[turbinetree]

38. Perfect.............LoL........

[Leghorn21]

4. Oh noes, you are correct on this, Tommy C!

Okay, we’ll shoot take 2 first thing tomorrow!!

[wryter2000]

5. And his name won't be on the checks

Never mind that most people will get direct deposit, so there won't be any checks. How could Biden be so stupid?

[RKP5637]

9. And to think, Trump paid for it all last time from his personal bank account!!!

[RKP5637]

6. Oh, I think Trump has been holding a duplicate up showing he signed it so ...

so it will be all done when he moves back into the WH end of March!

[catbyte]

7. So relieved I don't have to see this sociopathic signature on a bill again.

[riversedge]

13. oink!!

[electric_blue68]

21. Ha! Yikes! Well done.

[turbinetree]

39. Perfect.......

[liberalmuse]

8. self deleted

[liberalmuse]

15. Thank you.

Jeez, I'm on one today.

[riversedge]

11. Bidens downfall was that he did not use a bigly sharpie.

[Irish_Dem]

19. He could have added another $billion to the bill. And scratched out or added parts.

[usaf-vet]

30. And forgot to wear the HEY!! looks at me face. Me and my bigly brain signed this!

[Irish_Dem]

18. If he didn't tweet about it a hundred times, is it really legal?

[FakeNoose]

20. If he didn't sign with a black Sharpie, it's not a law

Just sayin'

[malaise]

24. You should have your own show

You're a world class comedian

[Tommy Carcetti]

25. Well, Pluto class perhaps.

I think I'm comfortable on dwarf planets and moons.

[malaise]

27. LOL

Your posts are hilarious

[ProfessorGAC]

36. I Think Those Celestial Bodies...

...prefer the term "mass challenged", not " dwarf".
You might not be as comfortable there as you think.

[orangecrush]

26. Total class

Is back in the house.

[Ka-Dinh Oy]

29. I think the biggest mistake Joe is making is not

campaigning every time he opens his mouth.

Oh, how do/will we manage without all that Bigly campaigning? SAD 😥

[jorgevlorgan]

31. Dammmmit I knew this was too good to be true

Well back tos quare one

[bucolic_frolic]

32. He should try it to see if Fox News will give it equal air time to the former guy's exhibitionism

[HubertHeaver]

33. Isn't he supposed to lift up the bill

and make the sign of the cross with it? After all, he is Roman Catholic.

[Hekate]

34. No shit-eating grin, either. How do we know the Biden Bucks are real without his signature on them?!

Oh dearie dearie me.

[ProfessorGAC]

35. Washington & Lincoln Did It All The Time!

Ok, probably not.
That said, I think the bill still counts.

[Kingofalldems]

40. Everybody knows that!

[RickRight68]

41. No smirking

And no coterie of ass-kissing twats standing behind him giving him multiple thumbs up

[BobTheSubgenius]

42. Even if the pages are blank, other than the signature, it still has legal effect.

As long as he does the silly little pantomime with it for the cameras and the hard of thinking that believe in these things.

[Shellback Squid]

43. and he used a pen...

[central scrutinizer]

44. And there wasn't a bunch of grinning sycophants

Behind him, carefully posed for a photo op.

[DFW]

45. You DO realize you've started the next birther movement, right?

The Foxsuckers will seize on it, and Toker Carlson and Sean Insanity will now speculate that the measure isn't law because there is no proof that Biden REALLY signed it.