Insurrectionist Boyd Allen Camper "Misinterpreted" the Insurrection Act.

[Norbert]

I'm sure this will be the perfect defense in a court of law.

Link to tweet

[rurallib]

1. "he thought Insurrection Act permitted insurrection."

Oh crap - my sides hurt!

[malaise]

3. Civics should be mandatory

[Vinca]

2. Uh huh and speeding laws mean you must speed. I'm sure the judge had a laugh.

[nuxvomica]

5. At least he didn't join a volunteer fire department

Reading comprehension is not always a given. My Trumpster relative read the CDC guidelines about behavior after the second vaccine shot and somehow interpreted them to mean that the shot makes you super contagious for 2 weeks.

[Lucinda]

6. +1

[Hermit-The-Prog]

9. "Yer honor, I'm innocent; it said speed limit 55 and I never once let it get below that!"

[lagomorph777]

4. Good one, Boyd!

See you in 20 years.

[ProfessorGAC]

7. The Old "I'm An Illiterate Moron" Defense

Yeah, that ought to work!

[tanyev]

8. Inflammable means flammable?