Trump-Supporting Florida Woman Threatens the FBI if They Dare to Probe Her for Capitol Riots

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Florida Woman Warns FBI She Will ‘Shoot Their F**king A**’ if They Probe Her for Capitol Riots

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Palming a bottle of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Fire, Palm Beach County resident Suzanne Ellen Kaye filmed a TikTok video last month explaining that she was on the FBI’s radar after allegedly taking a trip to Washington, D.C., on the date of the insurrection at the U.S. Capitol.

“Hi friends. I’m here to let you know I need to drink,” Kaye said before taking a swig from the bottle. “Just got a call from the FBI. They want to come talk to me about my visit to D.C. on January 6th.”

So far so good. The bottle of Jack makes it art. But typical MAGA ruins everything by sounding like the violent and volatile people that we want arrested and on the prison system’s radar.

“I’m an American. I know my fucking rights,” she said in the video. “My First Amendment rights to free speech, my Second Amendment right to carry a gun, to shoot your fcking ass if you come to my house. So fuck you!”

Those of us fortunate enough to have gone to an upper tier law school, or anyone having taking high school civics, knows that technically, one doesn’t have the right to “shoot your fcking ass if you…” go to her house with an arrest warrant because, again – technically, you don’t have the right to attempt a coup at the Capitol.

https://www.politicalflare.com/2021/02/florida-woman-warns-fbi-she-will-shoot-their-fking-a-if-they-probe-her-for-capitol-riots/

NEWSBREAK: Woman arrested after threatening to shoot FBI agents in TikTok video amid Capitol riots probe

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BOCA RATON, FLA. (WSVN) - Federal authorities have arrested a Boca Raton woman after, they said, she made profanity-laced threats on social media to shoot them if they came to her home to ask her whether she was involved in the Capitol riots.

https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida/woman-arrested-after-threatening-to-shoot-fbi-agents-in-tiktok-video-amid-capitol-riots-probe/

[ret5hd]

1. Whoa!!! I bet that makes 'em back off!!!

Way to tell ‘em, Suzanne!

[Blue Owl]

2. "Hold my bottle..."

[mitch96]

9. Looks like a path to "traumatic breast implant failure". ouch.nt

[yonder]

35. Ouch.

[PatSeg]

3. Oh yeah, I'm sure the FBI will just leave her alone

What crazy bizzo world do these people live in anyway? Threatening the FBI publicly? Seriously? Why not just send them an engraved invitation to your house complete with a signed confession?

[sop]

14. Particularly after two FBI agents were recently shot and killed while serving a warrant

at a suspect's home in Sunrise, Florida.

[PatSeg]

17. Yep

She probably just pushed herself to the top of someone's list. Can't wait to hear the whining when she ends up in jail.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

4. New poster girl for the Republican Party.

KY........

[iemitsu]

5. This woman is older than I expected.

Guess we don't all gain wisdom as we age.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

6. She seems nice...

[Progressive Jones]

7. Drunk and stupid make life difficult. nt

[DENVERPOPS]

37. I sure hope they release her on bond quickly

Otherwise the Taxpayers will have to fund her health care for Alcohol Withdrawal and DT's......

And, if they don't release her, they should watch her carefully and treat her for AAWS.
(Acute Alcohol Withdrawal Syndrome......NOT funny........

[lagomorph777]

8. Trump has a whole stable full of geniuses.

[Traildogbob]

25. Binders full of women

Supporters.

[lpbk2713]

10. Yeah, that always works out well.

Enjoy that prison food.

[colsohlibgal]

11. Another Example

Of apparent de-evolution. If she has a brain it’s out to lunch.

[jpak]

12. They are ALL fucking stupid

It is all too predictable

Yup

[NBachers]

13. She was chased by DT's of Biden, Pelosi, Hillary, and Kamala while sobering up in the drunk tank.

[GopherGal]

15. Sorry to know "Florida Man" syndrome is not limited to the Y-chromosome set

Apparently "a well regulated Militia" means "I can shoot your fcking ass if you come to my house".

If their perception is that warped, no wonder these Morans believe TFG.

[smirkymonkey]

16. She seems just lovely.

Is anyone else just shocked at how many complete RW nut cases there are running around loose in this country?

I mean, it's effing terrifying. I liked it better when I was living in complete ignorance.

[marble falls]

18. This should work out well for her at her arraignment and bond hearings.

[marble falls]

19. "Where's your preicious rights now, Spartacus'?

[meadowlander]

20. And in this week's episode of "White Privilege"...

[FlyingPiggy]

21. These people are drunk on their priviledge. She thinks that she can threaten the FBI?

Reality check came pretty quick. SMDH....

[Lucinda]

22. Enjoy your stay.....and WTF up!

[keithbvadu2]

23. FW, which amendment gives your crowd the right to kill police?

FW, which amendment gives your crowd the right to kill police?

[Grins]

24. This is from last month.

[DallasNE]

26. The Big Lie Has Gotten Another Ass In A Jam nt

[monkeyman1]

27. wonder if she will serve " cookies' & jd with that invite ". dumb ass !

[sir pball]

28. This, not a drug warrant, is cause for a no-knock forced entry.

At 0530 on a random Saturday morning, this fine specimen needs a visit from an FBI entry team. Sorry not sorry.

[edbermac]

29. "Republican, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life"

[3Hotdogs]

30. What a Moran.

[Richard D]

31. Step aside, "Florida Man"

https://filmdaily.co/news/best-florida-woman-headlines/

[Initech]

32. These people seem sane.

[Hassler]

33. So much winning. A great way to start the weekend!

[Blue_true]

34. My guess is she either got a visit from a SWAT Team, or she was caught on the street,

with a lot of guns in her face (imagine Eddie Murphy in that “Changing Places” scene).

What she did with the death threats wasn’t smart.

[Ford_Prefect]

36. She needs to get straight and get busted. The ones who really should be arrested are sitting

on camera at FOX news, in the GOP House and Senate offices, at the next Republican AG Association meeting, at Koch and Mercer headquarters, along with a few state GOP legislatures and Governor's mansions.