Ted Cruz is signing copies of Green Eggs & Ham for a $60 contribution

[IcyPeas]

Does this guy ever do any meaningful work?

Ted Cancun Cruz is signing copies of Green Eggs & Ham for a $60 contribution.

Link to tweet

?s=19

[rsdsharp]

1. Can somebody please explain the meaning of the story to this jackass.

It was clear when he read it on the Senate floor that he had never read it before (like to his kids).

[onecaliberal]

2. They don't get it, clearly.

[NullTuples]

3. The irony is rather amazing, isn't it?

[Blue Owl]

4. I do not like his trail of slime, I do not like him any time

[TexasTowelie]

5. That's the Cliff Notes condensed version.

[Skittles]

6. fucking moron

[Guilded Lilly]

8. And signing a book he did not write. What actually HAS he ever done?? n/t

[UTUSN]

7. Saving up for a Cesna 8-seater?!1

[jmowreader]

9. Funny. I thought crack was illegal in Texas.

I do not like Republican scams
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am

Would you like them here or there?

I would not like them here or there
I would not like them anywhere
I do not like Republican scams
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am

Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?

I would not like them in a house
I would not like them with a mouse
Stop asking me about Republican scams
I read this book, oh Sam-I-Am

You do not like them, so you say.
Try them! Try them! And you may!
Try them and you may, I say.

Sam! If you let me be
I will try them. You will see.

//and he tries them//

I really fucking hate Republican scams
Are you happy now, Sam-I-Am?

I fucking hate them in a boat
I fucking hate them with a goat
I like them not the tiniest bit
I think they are a load of shit
I fucking hate them in a box
I fucking hate them with a fox
I fucking hate them in the House
I fucking hate them with a mouse
I fucking hate them on a train
I fucking hate them in the rain
I fucking hate Republican scams
Go fuck yourself, dear Sam-I-Am.

[speak easy]

15. 'I fucking hate them with a goat '

TMI

[krispos42]

10. Shouldn't he be signing one of the "banned" books instead?

Fucker.

[DFW]

11. Sign THIS, Rafael:

I have posted this before, but I added a verse to make it current:

He said, „Cruz.“ I said, “Lose!”
That Cruz-you-lose, that Cruz-you-lose.
I do not like that Cruz-you-lose.

“Do you like my phony ruse?”
I do not like your phony ruse.
I do not like it, Cruz-you-lose.

“Would you like it as a bore?
“Like it on the Senate floor?”

I would not like you, crashing bore,
I hate you on the Senate floor.
I do not like your big fat head.
I do not like it, Ted-so-red.

Would you like it bit by bit?
Would you like it full of shit?

Not with shit, not one bit,
Not as a bore, not on the floor
I do not like your big swelled head
I do not want it, live or dead.
I don’t care for your phony ruse.
I do not like it, Cruz-you-lose.

Would you try it blowing smoke?
Would you like it served by Koch?

Not with smoke, not by Koch
Not with shit, not one bit
Not as a bore, not on the floor
I do not like your right wing blues
I do not like it Cruz-you-lose.

Would you like it on the moon?
Would you like it in Cancún?
Water's warmer there, they say.
“I don’t care, just go away!”

“You don’t like it, so you say.
“But listen one time, and you may.
“Listen, and you may I say!”

Ted, if you will let me be,
I will listen and you’ll see.

SAY! You really ARE quite full shit!
I like your drivel not one bit!
You really are a crashing bore!
You don’t deserve the Senate floor!
And I won’t listen in the dark.
I cannot stand your slimy snark.
And I would put you in a box
‘Cause you are stupid as an ox
And you deserve to wheeze and choke
Since you are only blowing smoke
All financed by the Brothers Koch,
All your future prospects dead,
Go put THAT in your big fat head!
We don’t fall for your phony ruse.
We do not like you, Cruz-you-lose.

[Dorian Gray]

12. What a brave soul

Signing someone else's non-banned book.

[JI7]

13. Has he done anything to help people in Texas ?

[IcyPeas]

14. why hasn't he resigned from his little Cancun trip?

are his constituents really okay that he did that... left them dealing with a major storm power outage ? Why do these R's get away with everything?

They would be calling for his head if he were a dem.