Reminder that adverse reactions to the vaccine are self-reported 🤣😂

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Colinthewarriormonkey
@CTWarriorMonkey
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Mar 16, 2021
Went through half the 63 pages of adverse effects to the jab. people need to realise they are self-reported, often stuff that people just get anyway, but some are truly insane. good luck to the 4 people attributing Genital herpes to the jab. Enjoy my top picks (1/2)
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Colinthewarriormonkey
@CTWarriorMonkey
I'm sure I could have found a lot more, but I said I'd stop when I got to headache. There are another 23 pages I haven't seen. This was just for the AZ vaccine BTW
https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/968414/COVID-19_AstraZeneca_Vaccine_Analysis_Print.pdf…
3:34 AM · Mar 16, 2021

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/968414/COVID-19_ASTRAZENECA_VACCINE_ANALYSIS_PRINT.PDF

[sinkingfeeling]

1. Makes one wonder how some folks make it through a day.

[nuxvomica]

2. The day after my first shot, my arm hurt, I was tired and my left leg buckled at times

But I should add that I shoveled snow that morning, too.

[MiniMe]

3. AstraZeneca hasn't been approved in the US yet

I don't think that is the reason they are hesitant about the AZ vaccine, it is because of blood clots which is not something that is self reported.

[NoRethugFriends]

4. Well,,

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-astrazeneca-vaccin/astrazeneca-finds-no-evidence-of-increased-blood-clot-risk-from-vaccine-idUSKBN2B60KO

[pinkstarburst]

11. The platelets/blood clots/hemorraging

issue has happened I believe with all the vaccines. I think the doctor in Florida (the OBYGYN who died) received the Pfizer one. There have been several women who had a bad reaction in the US, too, but they were able to be saved with ER treatment.

So I am inclined to believe the AZ reaction is something real that is actually occurring, just a rare reaction, as it is with the Pfizer vaccine. But with 17 occurrences out of how many million shots given... it becomes a question of how many lives would be saved versus lost if the vaccine isn't given.

[dalton99a]

5. Cataracts, Sciatica, congenital disorders, tooth discolouration, Haemorrhoids, Tooth loss,

Candida infection, Gingivitis, Genital herpes, Back injury, Head injury, Arthritis, Vaginal prolapse, Breast cancer, Coma, Chronic kidney disease, Pregnancy test, Head banging, Intellectual disability...

[BComplex]

6. That's hysterical!

I mean, I felt a little wasted for a few days after my second shot, but some of these are too funny!

[musette_sf]

7. The US site is also self-reporting

or as I like to call it, anecdotal.

[RockRaven]

8. Clavicle fracture...... Arthropod bite.....

[EndlessWire]

18. About the clavicle fracture

I didn't read this report. So, I don't know what circumstance happened here. But, there are some medications that actually do cause bone fractures in an unlucky patient.

It was worthy to report, IMO. Unless it was a situation where "my tractor rolled over me, it's the vaccine's fault I almost broke my neck."

[Hugin]

9. Flatulence?

I'm always looking for something to blame. Whether it's a barking spider or Fido.

Poor Fido.

[sarisataka]

10. The vaccine turned me into a newt

[Celerity]

12. list, and lol at 'diet failure' (amongst other shitbaggery)

[smirkymonkey]

13. I pounced on that one right away!

The ultimate excuse!

Some people are just too much.

[louis-t]

16. Sunburn?

[FoxNewsSucks]

17. I noticed that one first too.

While laughing, I saw "hunger" was also listed. Must be the same person.

[grumpyduck]

14. Decreased IQ.

[Earthrise]

15. Anthropod bite and electric shock are about as remote as possibilities as STDs.

[flotsam]

19. It's almost funny

but when they looked in to reports of vaccines causing autism in children they found many reports were made by attorneys suing for guess what?