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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIt won't be possible to bless homosexual unions... Alternatively you can bless some machine guns.
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It won't be possible to bless homosexual unions... Alternatively you can bless some machine guns. (Original Post)
Swede
Mar 2021
OP
And Greek Orthodox. Pretty common to see military hardware get blessed out that way. n/t
Decoy of Fenris
Mar 2021
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ZZenith
(4,122 posts)1. Brother Maynard! Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
King Arthur : Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard : Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric : [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu...
Brother Maynard : Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric : And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard : Amen.
All : Amen.
NickB79
(19,236 posts)5. A couple appear to be Russian Orthodox, not Catholic
Decoy of Fenris
(1,954 posts)6. And Greek Orthodox. Pretty common to see military hardware get blessed out that way. n/t
Ka-Dinh Oy
(11,686 posts)3. This is a joke...right?
multigraincracker
(32,674 posts)4. Of course, the Cross was an instrument of death.
They worship that to.
Xavier Breath
(3,626 posts)7. What would Jesus do?
He'd put a cap in your ass, apparently.