george takei tweets a joke:

[orleans]

"So much pain out there. So here’s a funny:

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic.
The nursed asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"

"I am probably a type-O," said the rabbit.

Link to tweet

[captain queeg]

1. Took a minute, but I got it.

[WVreaper]

14. Ditto that!

[johnp3907]

2. I guess the "nursed" was the same type.

[KewlKat]

3. Splain this to me Lucy... I don't get it.

[MagickMuffin]

6. A Typo in other words the rabbit is supposed to be a Rabbi

HaHaHa

[iluvtennis]

10. Thanks for the explanation cuz I din't get it. nt

[gratuitous]

16. And now we can all be O positive

But the Red Cross still thinks I'm O negative.

[leftieNanner]

4. I don't get it nt

[KewlKat]

5. That's 2 of us

[leftieNanner]

19. I just figured it out!

Boy does it suck to get old!

Type - O equals typo. Rabbi equals rabbit.

[KewlKat]

25. Thanks...that now makes sense!

[orleans]

7. see post 6 -- it took me a minute to get it too. nt

[Ferrets are Cool]

8. Love the man.

[scarletwoman]

9. *Snarf*

Love it!

[BarbD]

11. Took me awhile. But that is one funny typo.

Still chuckling.

[dianaredwing]

12. A lot of those rabbit jokes going around

auto correct is making even the smartest of us look stupid.

[ybbor]

13. Lol 😂

Now that’s a knee slapper.

[Cirque du So-What]

15. It's rare that a joke works better in writing than being told out loud

but this is one of that type. O.

[soldierant]

18. Well ...

You can't call the British Queen "Ms."
"Taint as nice as "Elizabeth" is.
But I'd guess that the Queen
Would be even less keen
Tohear herself mentions as "Ls."

Carp all you want. But you probably won't come up with criticism more severe than the author did to it in the story in which it was first published.

[Towlie]

22. Here's another example of that, which I made up myself:

 
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My uncle built an oversized violin. He simply enlarged the plans for a regular violin, put it all together, and viola!

[EYESORE 9001]

23. That's good

You’re right, it works better when written out.

[herding cats]

17. Oh, my tired brain! 🤣

I had to read it twice before I laughed!

[Wounded Bear]

20. OK, that got a chuckle...

[Towlie]

21. Unfortunately he got it wrong. Here's how it goes:

 
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A priest and a rabbit walk into a blood clinic.

"I think I'm a type A", said the priest.

"I think I'm a typo", said the rabbit.

I read it a couple of weeks ago on Reddit.

[ornotna]

24. Good one

Reminded me of a piece from Futurama I saw earlier today.

Professor: Is that a Hobbit?

Bender: No, it's a hobo and a rabbit. But they're making a Hobbit.