"Vaxxed? Ready to travel, but clumsy and out of practice?"

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[Arkansas Granny]

1. I'm leaving on a jet plane.

[johnp3907]

2. Electric Avenue.

Rock down to.

[Arkansas Granny]

3. We could also go to hell in a handbasket.

[GopherGal]

4. Home Tonight

I believe Boston suggested the way to get there was "Let me take you"

[mobeau69]

5. New Oleans: The City of New Orleans

[edhopper]

14. Or just

hitch a ride on the Riverboat Queen.

Though some are just walking to New Orleans.

[Hekate]

6. New York: Standin' on the Turnpike, thumb out to hitchhike

[Hekate]

7. America: board a Greyhound in Pittsburgh

[edhopper]

10. But first

you had to hitchhike for four days from Saginaw.

[needledriver]

8. Harlem

The A train.

[Totally Tunsie]

9. Jamaica Plain

and if you see Charlie, help him get off the M.T.A....just one more nickel!

[edhopper]

11. Going to California

take your chances on a big jet plane.

[edhopper]

12. China?

a slow boat, of course.

[Withywindle]

13. Back to Cali...

I don't think so

[edhopper]

15. Back in the USSR

Fly BOAC from Miami.

[treestar]

16. Rollin down Highway 41

in a Greyhound bus, giving birth to a baby in the back seat.

[roamer65]

17. Seriously, by car for me.

Chicago is the first major destination.

I’m not comfortable on getting on a sealed airborne aluminum can yet.