Excuse me, judge. Although I was part of the insurrection, I request a "do-over". BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[True Dough]

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[wryter2000]

1. How about the woman during the insurrection?

"They're not supposed to be shooting at us. They're supposed to be shooting at Black Lives Matter." Because black lives don't matter, I guess.

[bullimiami]

2. Tell you what. You can have your do over in 20 years.

[malaise]

33. THIS

I really wonder what they thought they were doing?

[polmaven]

35. I agree 100% with you!

That has been going through my mind since this happened!

[bullimiami]

39. it was a damn overthrow the government party. they were all literally insane.

public criminal mass insanity.

its a definite case study. probably the subject of more than one doctoral thesis.

[malaise]

44. +1,000

I participated in more than a few protests back in the day but the minute I saw idiots doing anything illegal I was long gone - I understand law and order and consequences.

[sarcasmo]

46. Cult members following their orange cult leader.

[Blue_true]

47. I am guessing that his band will need a new guitarist. nt

[bullimiami]

48. Looks like they all quit. I guess it's a solo act or the prison band.

[John Ludi]

3. And his band dumped him!

Bonus!!!

[Progressive Jones]

20. Inside info -- They walked away from a bad boss.

Through my work in the Chicago metal scene, I've encountered Iced Earth in the past. I talked with a couple of those guys at one of their shows. They were hired guns. There was once a pretty solid line-up, but not for years.

He's actually a talented guitarist. I got the impression he was pretty much full of himself, though. Ever since 9/11, he's put out some "pro-America/worship the heroes" sort of songs.

At any rate, he's now just another fucking traitor. NO DO-OVERS !

[John Ludi]

31. I actually

checked out some of his/their stuff briefly...not my usual fare (though I like a lot of older metal) but he seemed like he was good at it. I didn't do much more digging, but I wondered if he was into that whole Odinism thing that some subgenres of metal are into.

[True Dough]

25. Kind of fitting

that this story was covered by Consequence of Sound. Now, what we really need is for that consequence to reach one Donald J. Trump.

[John Ludi]

29. Perhaps he'll be on the cover

of Consequence of Mendacity.

[NCjack]

38. Maybe he can join a band and put out some good, old-time, prison music.

[LizBeth]

4. I bet the cop that died and 2 or 3 that later died suicide would like that do over too.

[Downtown Hound]

9. Or the one that lost his eye because one of these "blue lives matter"

assholes gouged it out with his finger.

[True Dough]

24. Hear! Hear!

[UTUSN]

5. If we had to depend of these, luckily we have Libs to defend the country!

[Treefrog]

6. I'd love to see his mug shot because I bet he doesn't look so tough.

[gratuitous]

7. As Billy Joel sang, Get it right the first time, dumbass

Otherwise, you'll be singing Was (Not Was)

[Journeyman]

8. Natch. That's what the prison is all about . . .

Unfortunately, there's no way of knowing who will actually live their new-found belief, so all those convicted must go through the crucible. Perhaps, after a few years of being iced on Earth, we'll know for certain the measure of Schaffer's rebirth.

[Harker]

10. That's odd...he looks to be over 12. n/t

[LakeArenal]

11. Write a song about it. Loser.

[brewens]

12. The best thing you can do for your country now, is serve your sentence and whoever is running things

in general population as an example to others that might want to overthrow the government. Bon appetit!

[bucolic_frolic]

13. Is that anything like a comb-over? /nt

[Lucinda]

14. Fool

[mzmolly]

15. That's not very 1776

of him.

[treestar]

16. Anyone who commits a crime would say that

or that it would have been better had they not been caught. Does he think this means he will be excused?

[FakeNoose]

17. Is this guy supposed to be famous?

I've never heard of him or his band. I guess there is no band anymore because the other members all denounced him and quit. Lock him up.

[Progressive Jones]

21. 3rd string Metal band. Not bad, but not a household name, even in that scene.

Longevity is the only reason they're spoken of. Around since the 80s; several albums produced.

His band these days has been all hired guns. There hasn't been any kind of solid line-up for years.

Fucking traitor...

[Fritz Walter]

23. He's a guitarist? I'd have guessed drummer

If he was the “star” of this band, it’s no wonder they gladly threw him overboard! Now, they might actually have a chance at success. Perhaps at a local HONKY-tonk, nightclub, or maybe even a music festQval.

Just from what’s posted here, I’d have guessed he was the band’s drummer. To wit:

What do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"

Source[link:https://www.musicradar.com/news/drums/the-best-drummer-jokes-ever|

[Bob_in_VA]

34. Another definition of drummer

Oddly enough, there used to be drummers in suits, well maybe not three piece ones. The term 'drummer' used to refer to a traveling salesman back in the 19th century.

[Bad Thoughts]

42. How can you tell your guitarist roommate is at the door?

He can't find the key and he always comes in late.

[mobeau69]

18. Do over? Do over? There are no do overs in insurrectionism.

[johnp3907]

19. Shoulda been in jail for theft long ago.

Stole his entire act from Judas Priest.

[Progressive Jones]

22. LOL !!! Speaking of Judas Priest, he even had Tim "Ripper" Owens singing for a while. nt

[johnp3907]

32. So Owens went full circle?

From a JP cover band to JP and back to a JP cover band?

[Progressive Jones]

45. LOL ! nt

[Ligyron]

27. Bwahahaha!

and cut that hair off, you're no hippie.

RW'ers don't deserve to have long hair. F'ing. Imposters

[bringthePaine]

26. they've all got less spine than a wet fart - maybe some real prison time will help

[CaptainTruth]

28. I saw a refence to Iced Earth & wondered if it was the band. Looks like it is.

Bummer for him.

Treason doesn't pay.

[stevil]

30. Iced Earth sucks

No great loss.

[Botany]

37. You can tell he thought that he was a "bad ass motherfucker" and he allowed himself to suck in all .

... those hateful right wing lies and they poisoned his brain but now he wants a "do over."
I bet the family and friends of Officer Sicknick would like a "do over" too.



* Bar fights, assualts, spouse beater, bully, racist, crystal meth, motor cycle gangs, anti science, and ....

[PCIntern]

40. I believe it was Tom hanks who said in a movie:

“There’s no do-over in an Insurrection!!”

[True Dough]

43. Ha! I'm sure that's the line he intended to deliver

but he misspoke!

[Initech]

41. Gee, you think maybe trusting a con artist was bad judgement?