Got my George Soros-Bill Gates micro chip shot today.

[Elwood P Dowd]

First Moderna with the next one due April 19. When I got home I noticed someone had secretly put my TV on that liberal-commie network MSNBC. For the rest of the day and night I felt like someone was following me around watching my every move. Then for some strange reason I logged in to a liberal message board called Democratic Underground. What should I do? Can Doctor Q extract this chip?

[roamer65]

1. I am presently tracking you.

Hands off the ice cream and cake! Cease and desist!

[Elwood P Dowd]

2. I'm doomed.

No more ice cream and cake.

[roamer65]

4. LOL...go for it.

You deserve it today!!!!

[Lulu Latech]

3. It's a big relief to George and Bill

Now they won't worry about you so much!

[Blue_true]

5. I am getting the shot on Wednesday.

Oh well, I guess Bill Gates can track me, if he remotely in a million years cared about who I am, and in another million years cared to track me.

Sorry folks, no respite, I hear that those chips that get shot into your arm can even track your bathroom visits (but, mercifully, no video tracking then).

[Sogo]

6. I've got an appointment for Pfizer.1 on Saturday.

The hospital pharmacy put out an announcement earlier today that they were getting 1100 doses to set up a clinic this weekend. Website let you make your own appointment. I must have been one of the first to use it, as most appointments were open.

Keeping my fingers crossed that I have an easy go of it.....

[Ms. Toad]

7. I get Pfizer #2 on Saturday. :)

[PortTack]

8. Laughed until I cried, from twitter: tell the trumpers to run a magnet around the injection site

It spoils the chip!

[Klaralven]

9. I had the strangest urge to dump Linux and reinstall Windows...

[Elwood P Dowd]

10. Now that's some really bad side effect.

I'm using Apple OS on the desktop and Chrome OS on the laptop. I'm too damn old to go back to Windows. That would be torture.

[RobinA]

11. I've Been

fully vaccinated since January, and I have heard from neither of these guys. I want to ask them for some kind of pass or something that says I can travel in Europe. This whole vaccine thing is an obvious ripoff.

[Takket]

12. Have they started beaming communist propaganda directly into your brain yet?

[Elwood P Dowd]

14. Must have.

Last night I dreamed Joe Biden and Kamala Harris really did win the election fair and square.

[634-5789]

13. Those damned commie libruls!

[Wicked Blue]

15. When do you report to Headquarters?

Do you know your what your first mission will be?