Jeff Tiedrich tweet:

[tblue37]

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#BREAKING: Well-Regulated Militia Opens Fire In Grocery Store In Boulder Colorado; Cheap Thoughts And Useless Prayers Now Being Rushed To The Scene ... more on this soon-to-be-forgotten-and-then-repeated story as it develops

[Solly Mack]

1. K&R

[bronxiteforever]

2. K&R. Sadly true.

[Jay25]

3. He nailed it, perfectly.

[gab13by13]

4. The truth doesn't matter,

militias were designed to fight for the government not against it, like when it was used to quell the Whiskey rebellion in Pa.

[sop]

5. He left out "good guy with a gun responds and is killed."

[liberalla]

13. Yes, that belongs in there with all the other often used cliches...

What a sad fucked up world.

I'm biting my tongue on saying anything else right now.

[KS Toronado]

20. Of all the news reports I've watched, not one has mentioned

the whereabouts of "The good guy with a gun"

[Rebl2]

6. Yep

That’s pretty much how it’s been for the last 25 years

[Paladin]

7. K&R. (nt)

[Wounded Bear]

8. Sad, but accurate depiction...nt

[BSdetect]

9. "Too soon" to discuss gun control, shouts heard.

[RVN VET71]

15. BS, I don't think they even bother shouting anymore

Just a bored “too soon” followed by a “thoughtsanprayers, etc., etc., etc.,” before moving on to "fires burning, riots, deaths and destruction because Colin Kaepernick hates the flag and veterans, and Bill Gates computer chip in the vaccine, OMG!”

Also, what about that time some black guy did something bad with a knife?

The plutocratic traitors in the Right Wing will play all their favorites once again.

[PurgedVoter]

10. Were are the Blue lives matter folk on this?

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You would think they would want the well regulated militia, well, regulated.

[jaxexpat]

14. They are in strategic hiding until the dust settles and the "all clear" sounds.

But never fear. When citizens rise up to protest this insanity they'll be back, regulating the hell out of them.

[keithbvadu2]

21. I noticed a new bumper sticker this weekend... Police lives matter

I noticed a new bumper sticker this weekend...

Police lives matter

instead of

Blue lives matter.

No matter. It's just another version of an empty slogan shown by Trump's terrorists killing a cop and attacking other cops.

[Ferrets are Cool]

11. Horrifyingly perfect.

[IronLionZion]

12. There were fewer mass shootings last year during lockdowns

especially fewer school shootings when everyone was at home

[FailureToCommunicate]

16. True, but the gun terrorists are busy making up for lost time. Seven in last 7...

days:

Mass shootings:
https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/colorado-king-soopers-shooting/index.html

[IronLionZion]

17. Looks like America is coming back to normal

[FailureToCommunicate]

18. "New" normal: mass murderers now wear masks.

[IronLionZion]

19. Because mass murderers can be pro-life

[BobTheSubgenius]

22. Just like Fugelsang's tweet, this is so lacking in Tiedrich's usual wit and humour.

There is still wit, but it has a very serious edge to it.

[grantcart]

23. File under "Well-Regulated Militia Has a Bad Day"