"The former traffic reporter in me couldn't resist giving you a Suez Canal traffic update..."

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[Hekate]

1. Good man!

[elleng]

2. WOW!

[EndlessWire]

3. Red Sea Red brake lights...LOL!!

[Towlie]

4. I remember a joke traffic report from a helicopter that had to land in the middle of a busy freeway.

 
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"Traffic is at a standstill due to a helicopter blocking all lanes."

[Nevilledog]

6. *snort*

[DanieRains]

5. Still Laughing My Ass Off

It'll take you 10 days....

[targetpractice]

7. Visit https://istheshipstillstuck.com n/t

[PJMcK]

8. Well done!

One feature of the Covid Year+ has been that I don't drive in New York City dealing with endless traffic headaches.

I do enjoy listening to the live streams of the local radio stations especially when they do traffic reports. I'm so happy to not be stuck in traffic!

[Rebl2]

9. 😂🤣😂

[dalton99a]

10. Container ships steer toward longer route around Cape of Good Hope to avoid Suez Canal

https://www.supplychaindive.com/news/suez-cape-good-hope-ever-given-evergreen-blocked-stuck/597402/

[Karadeniz]

11. Wait! Wait! Does this mean the US has a reporter as talented as Mabel and Olive's commentator?

I'm so proud!

[nebby70]

16. exactly what I was thinking.....

... and thanks Nevilledog for the original post....
........I so badly needed a laugh today, I've shared this with everyone in the house, listening each time and still laugh....

[SunSeeker]

12. Hilarious!

[rickyhall]

13. 224,000 TON TRUCK JACK-KNIFED ON FREEWAY

[SergeStorms]

14. The Somalian pirates....

will be having a picnic. They'll be able to inspect all ships' cargoes before deciding which ones to hold hostage. Its a pirate's dream.

[PurgedVoter]

15. I regret that I have but one Rec to give to this post! NT

[Jilly_in_VA]

17. Funniest thing I've seen/heard all day

[Bev54]

18. Well Done!!

[crickets]

19. That's great! Good job, John Hansen. 😄

[taxi]

20. sarcasm for the impaired: I've got a theory . . .

[Bo Zarts]

21. Reminds me of "Good Morning, Vietnam!"

Robin Williams’ excellent riff on the jackknifed water buffalo on the Ho Chi Minh Trail.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

22. Same traffic report music and everything

Good job😸