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Well, potty-mouthed masked bloggers arent quite eligible for vaccination in my neck of the woods yet, so Im still trapped inside with nothin but the news to keep me company. Short version: the racist shitweasels recently removed from power for being racist shitweasels have decided that their best path forward is to simply eliminate any non-racist/non-shitweasel citizens from the pool of eligible voters, so I hope you havent put your fascist-stompin boots in storage just yet.
(As always, pretty shiny new links here: http://showercapblog.com/maybe-letting-the-white-supremacists-decide-who-gets-to-vote-isnt-the-best-idea/)
Trump Spokesjag/Ruptured Anal Fistula Jason Miller claims his loser boss is looking to start his very own social media platform, which will totally work out better than the casinos and the airline and the university and the charitable foundation and the steaks and the vodka and the denuclearization of the Korean peninsula and the hydroxychloroquine and the rectal bleach injections, promise.
Its actually gonna be pretty great to just kick back and enjoy watching historys single least competent human being fail, now that we dont have to worry about hundreds of thousands of people paying for his malignant bungling with their lives.
Coming in 2022 from Disney+: Marvels OILY SCUMFUCK TEAM-UP! Multi-shirt-clad grease can Steve Bannon apparently hopes to ride disgraced sexual torture aficionado Eric Greitens back to political relevance, I guess because Jeffrey Epstein was busy. Theyre going to have serious trouble staffing that campaign, since anyone who walks into any room containing those two gurgling fountains of vileness instantaneously develops bubonic plague, irritable bowel syndrome, and leprosy, all at once. There is no mask thick enough.
Five years ago, I wouldve laughed my ass off that anyone would waste good money attempting to rehabilitate a scandal-wrecked trashpile like Greitens, but having lived through the Turd Reich, I understand now that shitty people capable of profoundly immoral acts are precisely the type of folks the seething, grievance-fueled Republican base wants in charge*.
Now that the shiny new Senate Democratic majority has had its first sweet, stimulating taste of accomplishing positive change for the American people, theyve gone absolutely apeshit over the stuff, aggressively pursuing their ridiculously ambitious and equally popular agenda like a ravenous mob of progress-crazed legislation junkies. Anybody out there still think Biden and Schumer are essentially Diet Republicans? Bueller?
Senate Republicans are right where they deserve to be, the collaborating bastards: sweating under the hot lights, defending the weak-ass excuses they make for their ruthless obstruction of the peoples will. Come to think of it, why DO they oppose all this good, good stuff, which the public clearly wants? Ask one, and theyll bloviate for hours about their vaguely-defined values, but everyone understands the real answer is simply, well, sure, but remember, were paid to protect institutional white supremacy.
However, if you use your Shower Cap Fan Club Decoder ring, you can see right through the bullshit. For example, when Georgia Congresscreep Jody Hice says Washington, D.C. cant be a state because it lacks a car dealership, (even this meaningless detail is a lie, by the way, because fucking of course it is) what he MEANS is, There is no goddamn way were giving two Senators to a community with that many Black people; shit, youre lucky we dont try to carve out six or seven additional Dakotas.
Another huge legislative battleground these days is, of course, voting rights. Dems want to pass their For the People Act, to protect and expand voting rights for all Americans, while Republicans, understandably, realize such a bill would bring about a degree of accountability that would force them to abandon their unpopular It is of Vital Strategic Importance to Further Enrich the Koch Family platform.
Mitch McConnell even tried his hand, er, flipper at Big Lie-telling, shamelessly insisting, states are not engaging in trying to suppress voters whatsoever, even as Republican legislatures across the country have introduced more than 250 new voter suppression measures, everything short of ythink we could get away with nuking polling places in minority neighborhoods from space?
Yertles feeble gaslighting feels especially sinister during a week when Brian Kemp, abusing the powers of the Georgia governorship he stole using every dirty vote suppression tactic in the book, signed the Jim Crow Snyder Cut into law. Its the most sickeningly anti-American thing Ive seen since...ok, January 6th wasnt that long ago, but you get my point.
Its now a crime in Georgia to give water to an American citizen waiting hours in line to vote, yes, the very line the state has done absolutely everything within its awesome power to lengthen, well, at least in the precincts where THOSE PEOPLE live. Thats the kind of brazenness a 6-3 Supreme Court majority buys ya.
Of course, no fascistic signing ceremony is complete without the spectacle of armed thugs, clad in the uniform of the state, dragging a Black lawmaker (state Rep. Park Cannon) away in handcuffs for the high crime of knocking on Kemps office door, a nifty bit of jackbooted authoritarian theatre sure to delight the increasingly radicalized Republican base.
Were talking about gun control, too, because fools that we are, we forgot to plan for the immediate resumption of mass shootings that would inevitably accompany any successful nationwide vaccination program; heaven forbid we use a year of traumatic isolation to learn to live alongside our neighbors in harmony.
Gun control is one of those issues where you really want a country where none of the major political parties is a death cult, ideally, but it seems that ship has sailed. The Republican position is fierce, almost religious determination to arm every single future would-be murderer, whether they intend to target dozens of strangers in a crowded public space, or just one special romantic partner, because the Constitution clearly states the Congress shall make no law infringing upon the whims of any rage-warped, pencil-dicked dude who has taken it upon himself to cut short some human life.
Ted Cruz, clearly rejuvenated from his luxuriant Cancún getaway, snarled condescendingly through all the well-worn talking points, deriding as ridiculous theatre the attempts of his non-ghoul colleagues to curtail the senseless slaughter his bought-and-paid-for caucus unleashes on the American public at the behest of his gun lobbyist masters. Say what you will about Cruz, even after four years of vigorously licking Donald Trumps boots, he still fellates Wayne LaPierres donor-funded Santonis with the enthusiasm of an intern on his very first day.
I see Tedward has some anaphrodisiac new merch for sale, and while I understand were in for a few years of cringe-inducing Trump impersonations from the 2024 GOP presidential field, one thing I can tell you right now is you cant build a cult of personality around a personality as inescapably loathsome as the one perched behind Rafael Edward Cruzs shitty, shitty beard. Cannot be done. That said, watching the most punchable lump of undiluted pomposity walking Gods green Earth attempt to inspire adoration looks to be a source of regular diversion.
Now, the Biden/Harris Administration has, to date, been a machine that keeps promises and exceeds expectations, wasting little time in rolling out the stimulus measures enacted under the American Rescue Plan, (got my check; the beer fridge is sufficiently stocked to ride out the weekend, anyway) and straight-up doubling their initial First 100 Days️ vaccination goal. The contrast with the previous regimes Whine All the Time While Thousands Die Daily record is...stark.
So naturally, Republicans are desperate to change the subject. They spun the Wingnut Distraction Wheel, which landed on racist fear-mongering, probably because every space on the Wingnut Distraction Wheel says racist fear-mongering. Anyway, theyre doing their damnedest to create the impression of some sort of border immigration crisis where none exists, because you have that kind of spare time once you formally rule out working on your constituents behalf.
You may recall this tactic from the LOCK YOUR DOORS SWEET JESUS ITS A MIGRANT CARAVAN freakout preceding the 2018 midterms. On the other hand, you may not recall it, on account of the way it failed so spectacularly back then; and I mean FAILED, like not just Ted Cruzs beard, but the mutant offspring of Ted Cruzs beard and Donald Trump Jr.s beard, a hypothetical anti-beard so shabby and sad, to look directly upon it would be to go mad.
Our old chum, vanquished insurrectionist Sidney Powell, like many a conservative rat corned by the law before her, took trembling refuge behind the Cmon Judge, Youd Have to be a Meth-Addled Fuckwit to Believe One Word of the Batshit Insane Garbage That Drops, Turd-Like, From My Lying Mouth defense, and shes certainly not wrong. Trouble is, therere a few more meth-addled fuckwits, willing to blindly swallow whatever batshit insane garbage that drops, turd-like, from the obviously lying mouths of known con artists than we initially thought. A few tens of millions more, actually.
I see the Hairplug That Ate Decency summoned four would-be Ohio Senators down to Marm-A-Lago for a rousing round of competitive groveling, because the endorsement of an electorally humiliated fascist lacking the mental capacities necessary to successfully close an umbrella is a desirable thing in 2021s supremely healthy Republican Party.
Wait till you see the obstacle course, campers. You know that thing where the dealership gives a car away to whoevers able to keep a hand on it the longest? Its like that, only with suckling the open sores on Donald Trumps carbuncled orange ass. Have fun with this life youve chosen for yourselves.
I see Government Cheese Goebbels phoned into Laura Ingrahams White Grievance Variety Sho to insist the lynch mob he whipped into a frenzy on January 6th was zero threat, which I suppose is more or less true, give or take 140 law enforcement casualties and 5 corpses.
But even Axis Sally shut the Deposed, Diminished Dotard down when he tried to bust out the ol Big Lie, probably because shes worried that once all these voting machine company defamation lawsuits are done with Fux Nooz, theyll need to seize that autographed copy of Mein Kampf Rupert Murdoch got her last Xmas to cover the damages.
Dear lord, thats more than enough for one week. Take care of yourselves out there, my friends, and may all your breakfast cereals remain generally shrimp-free.
*Because theyre Nazis, you see.
The Magistrate
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(4,122 posts)and Amen.
Hugin
(33,139 posts)As always.
A former guy summons four sitting (heh, I almost said shitty) Senators and they go at full trot?
Say after me, Emperor of Florida... Anyone looking at his letterhead knows Mango Mussolini thinks he's still Presidential material and if this pretender isn't shown a prison cell soon it's only going to get worse. Much worse.
Sleep tight.
Thanks, Cap.
Elessar Zappa
(13,982 posts)Pleasure to read, as always!