Meet the Boeberts: Washington's trashiest couple.

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[Cracklin Charlie]

1. I just figured out where the republicans go to recruit their candidates.

Police blotter.

They’re looking for a type.

[SammyWinstonJack]

62. HA!

[niyad]

2. And they spawned!

[Hugh_Lebowski]

3. 8 year olds, dude

Did he do time in Chino?

[jmowreader]

17. Not likely, because Chino is in California...

...and his indecent exposure bust was in Colorado.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

38. It was a Big Lebowski reference ... the bowling + exposure angles necessitated my action

The poster in post #20 definitely got it

[Doc Sportello]

20. Jesus

You said it man.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

46. Him and Lauren? They're gonna f*** you up! (nt)

[Celerity]

41. not 8 year olds, a 16yo and a 20yo

https://annelandmanblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Boebert-Jason-record-2.pdf

[Hugh_Lebowski]

47. Apparently you've NOT watched The Big Lebowski a whole bunch of times ;)

[Celerity]

50. I have seen that movie, but 8 year olds was not seared into my brain, lol

[reACTIONary]

81. I heard "do" not "dude" nt

[Hugh_Lebowski]

82. Lol ... no. That's not what he says there ... it's 'Dude' (nt)

[reACTIONary]

83. You're the Hugh Lebowski, ....

... so l'll take your word for it!

[Ocelot II]

4. Right up there with the Palins.

[COL Mustard]

52. Scary As It Is, I Think The Palins Have More Class

I think I'll go hide under my bed now, until the nightmares stop.

[Grokenstein]

63. More like "right down there," amirite?

Although they'll have to try just a little harder to match Bristle's "do as I say not as I do" approach to abstinence, or the famous Palin Family Picnic and Street Riot.

[Xavier Breath]

5. I'd hate to know what he did

at the miniature golf course

[Whiskeytide]

6. Wasn't SHE one of the underaged victims of his ...

... bowling alley exposure? Seems I read that somewhere a while back. Maybe it was later debunked???

But if she was, let me see if I’ve got this straight. He committed a sex crime against her by whipping out his little patriot and brandishing it to her and her teenage friends, and she thought “I want some more of that”.

That’s pretty messed up.

[Autumn]

12. No, it's the truth. She was one of the girls and she left the bowling alley with him

She also caused a mass food poisoning incident during the Rifle Rodeo at the Garfield County fairgrounds, I had heard 80 people at least, with her pork sliders with the meat that she smoked at her now closed down Smokehouse 1776.

[George II]

24. Yes, 80 people and the local Health Department closed down her "Shooters" restaurant.

[Autumn]

28. Shooters was closed down and the licence pulled because she violated the

Colorado shut down order and opened for inside dining. It wasn't closed for the food poisoning.

[George II]

43. Correct. She had both shut down.

[Celerity]

61. she was there with him, was not with the 2 girls (16 and 20) Bang Bang was 17

full details

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215275090#post41


I just found out that none of them were considered underage in terms of actual sexual situations, as Colorado has strange laws for consent

Jayson Boebert was less than 10 years older than the 16yo

That is why he did not get underage sexual charges tossed on him in addition to his actual charges

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_the_United_States#Colorado

The age of consent in Colorado is 17; however, there exists in the legislation close-in-age exceptions, which allow those aged 15 and 16 to engage in acts with those less than ten years older and those less than 15 to engage in acts with those less than four years older. A 17-year-old may not, however, consent to sex with a person who is in a position of trust with respect to the person under the age of eighteen. C.R.S. 18-3-405.3.

C.R.S. 18-3-402(1) Any actor who knowingly inflicts sexual intrusion or sexual penetration on a victim commits sexual assault if: ... (d) At the time of the commission of the act, the victim is less than fifteen years of age and the actor is at least four years older than the victim and is not the spouse of the victim; or (e) At the time of the commission of the act, the victim is at least fifteen years of age but less than seventeen years of age and the actor is at least ten years older than the victim and is not the spouse of the victim

[Autumn]

64. Great sleuthing. I was not even aware of those strange laws and I'm a Coloradoan.

The article I read made it sound like she was with the girls.

[Celerity]

65. Read the police document, she and the other 2 blokes claimed they did not see the incident, and it

also states they were there with Jayson Boebert, not the 2 victims.

[magicarpet]

75. Jason Boebert snd penis exposure....

Garfield County Sheriff’s Office arrest report (pdf) has surfaced showing Lauren Boebert’s husband, Jayson, was arrested on January 28, 2004 for exposing his penis to young women at the Rifle Fireside Lanes Bowling Alley.

One of the victims was a minor who was 16 years old.

Lauren married Jayson in 2005, one and a half years after the indecent exposure

According to the arrest affidavit (pdf), at about 7:00 p.m. that evening, the young women were standing at the snack bar discussing their tattoos when Jayson, standing several feet away, overheard the conversation and informed them that he had a tattoo on his genitals. The women turned their backs towards Jayson to ignore him, but Jayson then came up behind them, unzipped his pants, pulled his penis out and displayed the shaft to them with his thumb covering the head. The women complained to the bowling alley owner, who asked Jayson several times to leave the establishment. Jayson refused and became belligerent, leading the owner to call law enforcement.

https://annelandmanblog.com/2020/10/republican-cd-3-candidate-lauren-boeberts-husband-arrested-in-04-for-indecent-exposure/

[George II]

21. I think she was 20. But once she saw that she said, "I gotta get me somma dat", and married him.

[Celerity]

48. she had just turned 17 Born: December 15, 1986 , the incident was January 26, 2004

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215275090#post41

[Wednesdays]

78. She was 17.

She was born December 15, 1986. The incident occurred January, 2004.

[IcyPeas]

7. and then there's Boebert's mother talking about Mexicans and brown people:

[KPN]

27. Disgusting excuse for human beings those two. Really ...

a disgrace to the human species!

[Ohioboy]

34. What the hell????

Is that really Boebert's mother?

[smirkymonkey]

42. Unbelievable.

It amazes me that people like this actually exist. I couldn't finish watching it.

[CurtEastPoint]

8. here: fixed their names. If we are gonna insult, let's do it right.

[bucolic_frolic]

72. I wondered about that, I thought "Boeberts" was being used as a noun, as in their misdeeds

Have you committed any Boeberts this week?

[CurtEastPoint]

73. Good one!

[Baked Potato]

9. The 1% foot soldiers. Another good laugh over cigars.

[Mary in S. Carolina]

10. Boycotting Vail and Aspen Colorado

Last edited Sat Mar 27, 2021, 04:32 PM - Edit history (1)

The district where Vail and Aspen Colorado are located voted this wingnut into office. I was waiting for Covid to end to book my ski trip to Colorado - I can assure you that I WILL NOT BE SPENDING MY MONEY IN VAIL OR ASPEN.

[NNadir]

11. Nor in Aspen. n/t.

[likesmountains 52]

13. Eagle County did not support her.

[stopdiggin]

19. thank you. as someone who has spent time ...

there's a pretty big rural/urban split in CO. Might not be quite as big as in other states -- but it's real noticeable right after you depart the east slope. (and the same rural/urban thing is seen in a lot of places)

[likesmountains 52]

23. Her district is a mixed bag, but the rural parts gave her the win.

https://www.cpr.org/2020/11/04/colorado-election-results-lauren-boebert-diane-mitsch-bush-cd3/

[Mary in S. Carolina]

22. I understand, but Atlanta did not vote Republican

and I am boycotting Coca - Cola, Delta, etc. Corporate America needs to make a stand with the Americans or with the grossly wealth to do.

[Botany]

14. I love to ski but Vail and Aspen are out of my price range ... $150 lunches

n/t

[Mary in S. Carolina]

25. I know

There are some lower costs options and time of the year matters.

[AZLD4Candidate]

55. Go to Flagstaff. Bright blue town with a great ski lodge at Snowbowl

And bright blue Sedona is 40 miles away, just like bight blue Oak Creek Canyon.

[AZLD4Candidate]

56. Flagstaff has Snowbowl. Tucson has Summerhaven

I'd recommend those. Both areas are BRIGHT BLUE. . .and Bright Blue Sedona and Oak Creek Canyon are only 40 miles from Flagstaff.

[ThatJustHappened]

15. White Trash

most MAGAts are
same with fundy Xtians

no matter how much
money & power they possess
helps explain a lot



for more information see ...

[Dem_in_Nebr.]

49. Yup, You have my thoughts.to a T

Pure White trash.

[rickyhall]

16. Some animals should be neutered.

[KPN]

29. No kidding! Or just plain thinned.

[George II]

18. That's his penis strapped to her right thigh. Those are only the lowlights....

Here's the full 2-page pdf of them all:

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5f4b155ca23dbb3ab868b37d/t/5f7527900df493541c537a83/1601513362385/LB+Rapsheet+Full.pdf

[DinahMoeHum]

51. Well, the "gun" on her husband isn't big enough for her box.

just sayin'

[Initech]

26. Don't forget her restaurant Shooters sent people to the ER for food poisoning.

[Ohioboy]

30. If you can't run for election as a republican on your character be a gun nut

[Ford_Prefect]

31. Fake Patriots! Like their Dear Leader: Only in it for the Fame and the Money, and hiding the sleaze.

I have to say that the MSM missed some really juicy headlines over this pair. "Reality TV" comes to Congress...

[SMoss]

32. GOP stripper for Elijah Cummings seat

The GOPosaurs ran an over the hill Baltimore stripper for Elijah Cumming's seat in Congress.
Her stripper name was September. Her husband runs a string of strip joints in Baltimore. If she had won there would be competition for Congress's trashiest couple.

[Liberty Belle]

33. They make even the Palins look classy by comparison -- at least they weren't perverts.

[Faux pas]

35. ...

The "best" people, for sure! Snort.

[randr]

36. She was one of the teens he exposed himself to

She went and married the first Dick she saw.

[Vogon_Glory]

37. Ah, the honorable Representative from Rifle, CO and her spouce

I wonder if she’ll try to license another gun-themed restaurant south of the Potomac?

[sobenji]

39. Sweet Stan Lane

Her biological father and her mom are first cousins.

Nuff said.

[BradAllison]

68. Haaaa!

The Midnight Express!!

[Blue Owl]

40. Just a couple of average Americans

[Moostache]

54. All credit to Carlin...

Just imagine the "average" American and how fucking stupid they are...now realize THAT is smarter than the lower 50% of Americans...

[spanone]

44. An exemplary republican couple

[marble falls]

45. Let's face it, a most of her supporters have serious records, too. In Ohio, at least in the day ...

... they'd never be able to get a liquor license. Yikes. The Palin family all over again.

[Historic NY]

53. I see she has a strap on.

[DENVERPOPS]

76. LOL

I saw what you did there..........

she is purely a Trailer Trash Barbee

[OMGWTF]

57. Add: Organizing an insurrection against the US government to that list.

Bang-Bang Bimbo Barbie needs to go to prison.

[Handler]

58. Somehow I am not surprised

What does surprise and disappoints me is that she was elected.

[MyOwnPeace]

59. No more of a disappointment than

their great orange leader - and 74 million wanted him back again!

[Sneederbunk]

60. But just like the Palins, they get more attention than they deserve.

[Xipe Totec]

79. Palindrones

[Oldem]

66. Calling them "white trash" gives "white trash" a bad name. Lots of poor, uneducated white people,

who have no access to higher culture have more innate class than this pair. Being what these people are doesn't come from deprivation or circumstances; it comes from choice.

[LuckyCharms]

67. Is she singl...

Nope. Forget it.

[BobTheSubgenius]

69. So let's make sure we have this straight, for those playing along at home.

Park Cannon get charged with a felony and a misdemeanour for knocking on a door where she wasn't welcome.

Then the Boeberts. He's a convicted sex offender, but that never gets mentioned. *
She has a picture and a short bio in the DSM 5, but is hoping to upgrade to having a psych disorder named after her.

Is that about it? Perfect.

* Do we all remember that kid who - stupidly, I will admit - was caught sexting with a female classmate? He was charged with having possession of salacious pictures of a minor (himself) but was charged, convicted and sentenced as an adult.

HE is the one that gets to wear "Convicted Sex Offender: for LIFE. Jayson Boebert has committeded himself to a worse life (ostensibly) sentence by marrying that loon, but doesn't seem to realize it.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

70. Republicans

Are criminals.

[czarjak]

71. Colorado Crazy comes colorfully.

[JohnnyRingo]

74. ...and the Palins breath a collective sigh of relief.

Such is life in the public's eye.
Politics: It's not for everyone, and just because you can run doesn't mean you have to.

[Layzeebeaver]

77. November 2020: Elected to congress

by a bunch of nut heads.

[locks]

80. Soooo sorry

these embarrassing barbarians live in Colorado.